Us too! sorry we weren’t there. We will make up for it. We promise!

If this poop-mobile was any more redneck, it would be Belarussian.

100% down. Call the number leave a message and we will definitely call you back.

I see you’re in CT as I am. Is your van available for events? Like if I’m throwing a large party and don’t want to rent a portopotty would you come up to my place? There’s a few beers in it for you.

yes sir!

we would be more than happy to scientifically test this hypothesis. All we need from you is an engine capable of getting us to 200mph. No safety equipment necessary!

I wonder if the purchase price wiped out their account balance.

Number Two works for Nissan. Glad that question finally has an answer.

Check out more of the owners in this video. They are nuts...I know this guy.

Drive carefully or you’ll leave skid marks.

Just be careful about fast stops and front end collisions. Things could get messy very quickly.

The number on that sticker works! Give us a call.

We want to meet this dude, your buddies friend that is. Although the president of Nissan would be kind fun too. Maybe he will poop in our van

We Agree!

Bro, more like ASSASS.... you need a lot of ass for that toilet

Hello Jalopnik,

So... Judging from the contents in the trunk and sticker... Dirty Sanchez dogging car or the Travelling Colonic salesman. At least the exhaust pipe wont cook your feces or kill you with CO2.

This was one of the best one takes ever made lol

Of course it’s a Nutmegger.