the driver survived... BUT HOW?!?!?!?!

“...no need to Google where is the service center for exotic cars and pay several grands for a oil change or regular service”

Craigslist will do this to you. Between the...

“I like the car, will you take payments?”
“Will you take 50% of what you are asking?”
“Will you trade for a not running moped?”
“I not from there, I out of town. Will give car to shipper? I’ll send check for more than asking.”
“I send money to Escrow, you give car to me.”

it…

Nothing you posted has changed my low opinion of dealerships.

Do you typically go for high-speed food runs in rare customer cars?

Not your car, not your call. The fact that thousands of people do a thing does not make it appropriate. Take your own car to the drive through, Tak.

I had to turn the volume on my computer way up to hear that ‘jingling’...the sound of her moving around in the car were many times louder.

Somehow every time I read a Ferrari article, I come out the other side thinking “fuck Ferrari.”

I am convinced Ferrari is a just vile company. I don’t have the money to, but if I did, I’d never buy one. Porsche’s cars are as good to drive for far less money, McLaren’s have better performance, and Lamborghini builds better supercars.

That thing has less of an exhaust note than a Tesla.

Lets be honest why the US birthrate is dropping. Kids cost a lot of money, and are a rude, loud, messy and hassle.

What the hell is this widebody Chrysler 300 SRT with Dodge Demon wheels?

I can appreciate your frustration with certain articles, although I find this to be a critically important topic to monitor. Regardless, the best way to avoid these articles is to not click on the link, and certainly not to comment on them. Doing so, literally incentivizes future stories like this, because Jalopnik is…

Craig, you are very free to leave this site. There is nothing stopping you. If Jalopnik talking about the current political climate and how it affects us is so bad, then leave.

Are union workers lazier and more complacent than Mexicans, blacks, and Chinese? Or less?

“The Impala is a no go. Even if the engine and trans are intact, other things could fail.” 

No hatchback is not a deal-breaker when your notchback is so notchy. Pure notch, essence of notch, all the notch. Notchy notchy notch.

A young person who is passionate about something he remembers fondly from his youth and is willing to stand up in front of a local government with a message of hope and unity is a symptom of everything that’s wrong with this country?

Aw, come on. That’s not a blower explosion.

In some alternate reality squids are writing the same article about us. Speculating what humans would drive.