I hope more than anything ever in my life that she was paid to be there. Not only because that means Trump has to pay people to make him look like he has diverse support but also because she was paid to give zero fucks and read her book. Can she start a book club? Can we pay her to sit and read during all the GOP…

Fuck yeah, he’d kill a baby! Also, PRO-LIIIIIFE!!

Unless Baby Hitler was on life support in a permanently vegetative state leading Ma and Pa Hitler to make the unimaginable decision to remove the feeding tube. In that case, Jeb! would totally be all “You can’t just kill Hitler like that. I’ll get my brother to convene Congress to save baby Hitler.”

Well, I mean, technically he is correct — no one ever asked Obama or Clinton why they lied about meeting Gen Westmoreland or pretended to stab a guy or invented stickup or created an imaginary Most Honest Student award at Yale that makes so sense. So they’ve never faced exactly the kind of scrutiny that Carson has.

Stages of me attempting to watch this, illustrated by Prince:

I started my morning with having a debate with a Trump supporter about why the term Redskins is deragatory.

Far worse in my book are the relatives that kiss on the mouth on purpose. Half my fan is German - you get a handshake. The other half is Italian - which means a slobbery wet lip smooch at every occasion.

Do we willcreate a special sub committee to investigate the many lies of Ben Carson?

YO YO YO CHECK IT OUT

I hope he’s also lying about running for President.

So wait of the top two polling candidates for the GOP one is an admitted horrible racist and the other is slowly being forced to admit that everything he said is a total lie.

West Point is in New York... how? That’s not west.

Perhaps he’s a “brain surgeon” the way that George Costanza was a “marine biologist” or “architect”.

Agreed. The ideal response is wretched ratings and dead silence from the audience. We won't get that, because we can't have nice things. I blame Rick Perry.

The problem here (and maybe then as well) is that for all the screaming to get Trump off of SNL, we are playing directly into his hands. If a Latino group actually does have people start shouting things during the taping, it will be an instant PR success for Trump. If the protesting is big enough, again, PR success…

I did not wake up this morning thinking I would like Ariana Grande, yet here we are.

At the end of the day, anytime a religion gains absolute power it immediately becomes tyrannical in nature. History has yet to show us this isn’t the case. Also, without exception, women receive the brunt of this tyranny. A pattern unbroken since the dawn of civilization.

Religion is religion. Bullshit sexist misogyny abounds. I think all my progressive friends (of which I am proudly part of) give Buddhism and Hinduism way too much of a pass. Fuck namaste if it perpetuates rape culture, violence against women, and homophobia. I have to be consistent: you got religion? Sell that shit…