Oregon Trail, 2015 edition: “you have died of bubonic plague”

My tiny ten year old cousin went as Trump last night and I have to say his costume was way better than anything these people came up with. His hair is the exact color of Trump’s unidentifiable head covering. He used a dollar bill as a pocket square. IT WAS EPIC.

Oh no no no. Sex is about glorifying Jesus by torturing the woman you promised to love and cherish.

Filed to: CRETINS WITH DICKS

It may be a minor point, but I’m glad that the “shatter” obliterates Cosby’s image and leaves the others relatively intact. It would seem unfair if the rest of the cast was defaced or vandalized.

This is the thing I find so baffling about this conversation—women have been in combat in Canada, Israel, and a whole bunch of other places. And it’s been fine!

This is SUCH utter bullshit. I was in the Army for twenty years. All us females carried our own fucking gear ourselves AND did the fucking 12k. The mythical “300-lb”troop with gear here is lying or a bigot, or both. And *I* AND another 120-lb. soldier carried the fucking SAW. The MP company we worked with had nothing…

Look man, I don’t want to diss someone who decided to go into a voluntary military service for this country. You career path is admirable. But this comment is absurd.

My bopyfriend told me that when he was in the tank corp, his (male) lookout forgot to tell him they were about to plough straight through a farmhouse. They nearly died. Based on this, no men should be in the military because they cannot communicate effectively.

That’s what it is. A carefully selected list of anecdotes you’re recounting (or inventing) to illustrate your point. Shitty or incompetent male Marines redacted for your convenience.

interesting that women are always sidelined in the military for being “too weak” to carry their duties, but the manosphere is full of men insisting that women are capable of raping men too.

I mean I should delete that comment but honestly “fucking kites” is making me laugh so hard we’re just gonna let it stay for a sec

Don’t forget.. this gap being talked about by Jennifer and her pals.. is the white woman gap. White women are at the very tippy top of the crappy wage gap.. but they are at the TOP. Black women, Hispanic, Asian.. not even in the ball park. I just wish that vocal group would mention that as well.

Also, I would be willing to bet five Schrutebucks that the majority of dudes know exactly what these social cues mean. They are choosing to ignore them because they think that the social contract doesn’t apply to them in cases where the other signee of said contract is female.

HOLY (insert any deity here)!!!!!!! Erin, I'm sitting on my living room floor in the afternoon, bright sunshine outside and scared shitless. I shouldn't have read theseI shouldn't have read theseI shouldn't have read theseI shouldn't have read theseI shouldn't have read theseI shouldn't have read these.