Your friend ran from the law for four whole years? Wow, you must be an expert with your highly educational "look gizmodo fuck you." It's typical sensationalist garbage because Gizmodo has no actual news to write a misspelled topic on.

Casey Chan: Doing a disservice to the English language since the beginning.

Hoarding is now a disorder? People too lazy to throw out junk now have a disability that'll most likely result in getting money from the government? I call bullshit. The PAA must be bored and inventing new "disorders".

You've mistaken Roger Moore for Daniel Craig.

You've obviously never heard of centrifugal force and how it works.

True, the U.S. does have the technology, capability and money to crash the greatest jet fighter to ever grace our blue skies.

Damn, there goes a hefty supply. Will fuel prices go up as a result? Incompetent workers equal higher prices for the rest of us.

It's Casey Chan, one of the worst writers on Gizmodo.

Lol, karma.

Hopefully when the water finally recedes, it flushes all the homeless and other trash into the lake with it.

I'll contemplate death when it comes, expected or otherwise. Until then, I'll continue leaving my awesome and meaningful life without worrying about little annoyances such as death.

You should work for Gizmodo, bring some accuracy to their everyday overlooks.

The iPhone 5 has already been released. You should try to use an image that has something to do with the actual event. Just fyi.

Are there no articles about Apple you can write? Must be a slow news day at Appmodo.

Whine whine, bitch bitch.

Suicidal thoughts from a breakup? Wow.

Yeah, but then you'd be in Texas.

Gizmodo would have nothing to report on if it weren't for Reddit.

Oh Middle Easterners, can you do anything right?

Americans in authority? Stealing things from others because they can and they're entitled?