crazyblend
CrazyBlend
crazyblend

I see by your pixel avatar and your expectation that AV Club writers know anything about movies that you’re new here.

He was either flying his jetpack or eating orphans.

That last letter sounds like it was an ad.  

Can’t blame them.  Network TV sees the writing on the wall.  Broadcast TV is going the way of the dodo.  I don’t think a bunch of different services for each channel is going to happen but I can see a streaming monopoly offering up the major networks eventually forming.  It was what Hulu was suppose to be until

He knows he looks like Walter Matthau, so he realizes something is up with her.

Let us not forget his cameo spin in the greatest comedy of all time: “It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.”  He might have been the final surviving cast member.

Until Inside Out, I’d flip flop between what my favorite Pixar film was. But once this came out, it became unequivocally my favorite. I remember watching it in the theater and laughing hysterically at the abstract thought scene and then being caught off guard that I cried so much at the Bing Bong scene and the end

It wasn’t in your face—but at the same time, too, if you’re looking, you’ll see it.”

It was definitely being used earlier than Tommy Boy. Check out Strange Brew, over a decade earlier

Inconceivable!

Microsoft is working hard to bring outlandish-gesture-based interfaces to the next iteration of Windows. See what I’m doing right now? That opens Excel.

Gonna start referring to Romeo and Juliet as a “Rom-Trag”

That’s the virus talking.

If a girl that’s sleeping with me says shave, I shave.

“Spectre and whatever the one after Casino Royale was called”.

When I was twelve, why, I was exploring the night sky with a telescope! I even discovered a comet. Once. But before I could get to a telephone to report my discovery it had already been reported by Principal Cohotek.

Yes, like some kind of corporate takeover...

The saddest thing about the short human lifespan is that I’d really like to see what becomes of human civilization 10,000 years from now.

Their Magic: The Gathering series is going to be seven episodes, but somehow I’m still going to end up mulliganing down to five.