Denis, buddy, 2049 was a better film than the original. By a country mile. You did good, man.

What do you mean “All the cameras are broken”?!

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

I know the past is just a big lump of mashed potatoes to young people, but the Smothers Brothers were not a “television mainstay” during the 1950s.

I’m still upset that they continually CG Jason Momoa’s head onto footage of my body. I mean, I’m flattered but they didn’t ask.

 Concluded isn't the same as canceled.

I am so grateful right now that this wasn’t a slideshow

yeah catastrophe-creep really is a thing, everything threatens reality yawn

Burma-Shave

And don’t get me started on “who faces losing her home to the IRS because she’s desperately behind on her property taxes.” When did the Feds deal in local property taxes? And what’s the deal with airline peanuts?

Thanks for the last paragraph of editorializing *rolls eyes*

Kind of an awesome weekend for religious movie-goers. Christians got to see His Only Son and Jesus Revolution and Satanists got Dungeons & Dragons.

I am actually really surprised that my sons high school doesn’t have a table top gaming club. He’s got a group already but he was looking for more ways to play and the school let him down. We had one back in the 90s but before it could start the teacher and students had to appeal to the school board to allow it and…

Pretty sad to see Team Rocket reduced to driving around in a van.

If it’s that? I want it.

Future generations will sing songs of your bravery.

You could argue “21st Century Schizoid Man” is more relevant than ever.

. . . the ad still makes for an enjoyable watch only for the final seconds in which Paltrow accidentally drops the vial and screams “oh fuck!”

Come on, “5cream” is right there.

Maybe for the porn parody.