74-year old Michael Douglas is one of the few people in Hollywood that has no reason to fear the ‘Berg.

I’m both a little sad but also glad. It’s such a great show and I’d hate for it to get ... less great. Better to go out on top.

Ironically, one of the few things still working reliably is Google+ (according to Google’s service dashboard).

You Womanizers can hate on Britney Spears Till the World Ends. Even when she was a girl and not yet a woman she was an icon and hero to young gay kids like me. It might sound Crazy but we were Lucky to have a Piece of Her before the Circus of her life took over. If you think your Toxic comments will stop us from…

This time Princess Leia blows up Alderaan.

Probably 8 minutes of brainstorming at the Chateau Marmot before they wrote it on a napkin. They overthought this. Tried too hard to be contrarian. Even if Mad Queen was always the ending, they could’ve built up to it in a more convincing way. She basically went from sweet, empathetic queen to genocidal maniac in…

What about Mr Mxyzptlk? When’s he going to get his movie?

I thought A Quiet Place was about your bedroom! Hey-oh!

Groucho to Bellboy who just brought up his bags: Say, do you have change for a twenty?

Heuristics

My bedroom bookcase is devoted to fantasy and science fiction, and then— oh, wait, that’s it.

* If you think it did tarnish their repuation, turn to page 17

One plus TWO plus one plus one.

I’d rather have United Airlines beat you up, too.

He should spend all that Amazon money buying AV Club so we can go back to being a website and not whatever the hell this is.

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