Mine is only ridiculous in how mundane and... perfect (?) it was.

Here's a corner office at Gaultier and 750k a year. Keep 'em coming. 

We were having a friend over for dinner and I SLAVED over a coq au vin. I had my husband, friend, and squealing baby in a high chair all gathered around the table when I set the pan of rich chicken, gravy, and vegetables down on the table. The Pyrex exploded into a hundred tiny shards of glass. Logically, I’m sure it…

On this whole cake-eating idiom and the tussle over the order of eat-have versus have-eat, I have to come down on the eat-have side; if one has eaten their cake, they will not have any more to eat (whilst one can have cake and eat some, too).

For the longest time I owned a “Twilight: Eclipse” t-shirt. We got sent a box at the movie theatre I worked at and pretty much just the staff took them (it wasn’t enough to fuss over trying to give to the public, and we were given no instructions from corporate so fuck if we were going to put in extra work). I’m no…

There are people who know Meat Loaf more for his role as the bus driver in Spice World than his role as Eddy in Rocky Horror Picture Show??!!

I always loved Michael Caine discussing Jaws 4: The Revenge.

Thank you Jezebel commenters for creating such a wonderful community: sharing your knowledge, make-up and skin care tips, relationship advice, kitty (and Bucky!) photos, recipes, your support and love. Thank you all for brightening my 2019 (and 2018, 2017, 2016, and 2015 :). I hope 2020 brings amazing things to all of…

I cannot imagine “there’s a big argument and the night ends with Barack having to sleep on that couch” over that clip.  If anything, I think it would just make Michelle laugh and be like “Everyone knows my husband’s hot.  Get over here, babe.” 

Thrillseeking, yes, but smart enough to be the one musical star who wasn’t in Cats. 

The FBI has PLANS to investigate her??  They should have started an investigation a long fucking time ago.

It’s almost as if burns and lacerations could be as harmful as gay kisses.

Some STRONG hate in these comments. Good lord, y’all.

I watched her Instagram tour and the pure happiness and joy that she and Offset had while walking around that house is infectious and adorable. While I’m sure to all of the high end art collectors here the house is tacky, these are two kids (neither is even 30) who…

Yeah, this isn’t the story you had in your head...

You should have left the table if it bothered you. Also, it was HER fucking table. #teaminlaws

My parents divorced when I was 6 and by the time my siblings and I were in our teens, our visits with him had become fairly infrequent. So we were all excited when our grandmother invited him over for the holidays.

Also, I’m just picturing some kind of mom behind the camera like “Get together.  Look like you like each other!  Smile, boys!!!”

Sure.  Come on over, I just picked up a 24 roll pack and it’s almost Christmas Eve!

I just yelled at Martha Stewart for incorrectly pronouncing 'orange' so there goes the stop telling at the t.v. thing I started.

My resolution was to get over this dude I had a crush on by sleeping with as many other dudes as I could. I was doing pretty well, averaging one dude/week, until May when I slept with said crush. 12 years later were married with two kids, so I really failed that one hard.