relevant:

Diastasis recti. Look it up

A few years ago when I started going back to school, I came on Jezebel and posted about it and some people were saying “Go you!” And praising me for being a woman seeking a degree in engineering (I didn’t even mention I was 40 at the time, so not just a woman, but a middle aged woman). And it was so fantastic to have…

Do you have diastasis recti (separation of the abdominal muscles)? There’s definitely exercises to help with mild-moderate cases but when it’s severe sometimes surgery is required.

Can I make it any more obvious?

If it’s diastasis recti, then you’ll need specific movement to help you heal it up. Talk to a physiotherapist.

Was it the snoring, because it was probably the snoring.

You know Samantha Markle has Google alerts set for herself and will now go around telling people she gets mistaken for Kim Catrall ALL the time!

Because they are fiscally responsible. Same reason Bieber uses coupons on his tattoos and books the apprentice in the shop whenever possible. 

Fine to disagree with her, but to call someone who wrote seven volumes of books on how to combat authoritarianism, a single working mother who became a billionaire and then used her money to tackle homelessness, promote education and family health to the tune of hundreds of millions of dollars (closing in on half a…

Actually, the first lesson I came up with on my own, and that was to stop eating entire pieces of cheese.

Well, have you tried?  I mean, really put some effort into it?

Jezebel, please don’t participate in the paparazzi STALKING OF WOMEN AND CHILDREN. Please remove this post and respect Cardi’s privacy. Also, you misspelled her name in the article.

This is creepy. Can we not promote aggressive long-range paparazzi photos of infants and respect families’ wishes to allow their children private lives until they consent to being public figures?

Edit: and if anyone tries the old “they’re celebrities, they signed up for this” excuse you’ll be dismissed into the pits…

My grandmother stayed with us in her last years. Even with two live-in domestic helpers and my mother being semi retired, it was so hard on my mother. I would prolly have pushed Hawking down the stairs if he had the temerity to leave me after wiping his ass for 30 years. Jane Hawking is a better person than  I. 

I’m confused. Who am I supposed to be mad at? I’m leaning towards just eating a Snickers.  Can someone tell?

I’m currently wearing my Sexy Commeter™ costume.

Was so happy to click on this, thinking how much I needed a Bobby palate cleanser after the non-stop, relentlessly depressing Kavanaugh coverage, only to find that you are leaving? Damn, right through the heart.