I’d rather they charged officer dipshit. You know the guy crossing an unpaved median, traveling at more than double the speed limit and passing on the shoulder. No amount of training in the world made that safe.

Holy shit. Florida drivers make Bay Area, Washington and Nevada drivers look good.

alarmingly, a lot of Glock ammunition, becomes engulfed in flames

Going a little fast there, buddy. Where’s the fire? *Points back at police officer’s car.

You mean that thing with the chess board and the pieces from Connect 4?

As always, nothing riles up idiots faster than daring to not “RESPECT A TROOP!”

All Republicans are at least dead inside.

I’m sure the Republicans will still try to claim that he’s not dead but rather pinning for the Fjords.

He’s not exactly wrong. It’s offensive that this is the kind of thing we need to ask the president about.

As John Oliver said just last night, this administration reacts to getting caught doing racist shit by acting offended that anyone is suggesting they might be doing racist shit...

This man is living “I know you are but what am I?” projection, every single day.

There are clearly times where the emperor needs to be told he’s unclothed.

I see writers being called out for a bad take more than I see a writer being ‘shit on’. Yes, there are some who are consistently called out, but they are usually legitimately bad takes, such as the article earlier this week, "It's really hard to argue with these young people's reasons to not vote." Considering the…

There is the flag function but it seems to do nothing as far as I’ve been able to tell

That happened to me twice over there. I’m still there, and they’re not, lol.

Yea but, that seems pretty ridiculous to be banned over. That’s like people over on Deadspin who got ban hammered for disagreeing with a certain author in the comments. 

"Why is it mostly just ugly people that want to have sex on TV?"

Speaking of unpleasant imagery, that "Here's everything coming to Netflix in December" ad on the top right, totally looks like a close-up of Santa's O-face.

"C'mon lesbian dorm . . . Trucker orgies?! GODAMMIT"

Me was fascinated with idea of "sex party" and that was subject of many fantasies, before Real Sex showed me that they all involve leathery old hippies, and now me no longer feel like me missing out on anything.