Drinking alcohol and participating in an unredeemable non-holiday celebration of idiocy, that’s what I did a million years ago.

As with nearly anything in 2018, Dunning & Kruger is all the answer you need.

Their slogan: “Global warming, fuck yeah!”

What, you get a paid half-hour lunch? Look at Mr. Mad Men pissing in the executive washroom after grabbing his secretary’s ass.

Let me guess, you’ve got legal weed in your neck of the woods.

Joe Buck narrating proves they’re already in hell.

Technically, that doesn’t get the giver anywhere.

CAN’T PREDICT BASEBALL.

Nice picture of an evil fool with his alcohol. I bet I can count on my fist the number of writers on all of GMG that don’t drink.

Here’s a hot take for y’all:

I’m glad he’s down with the imprisonment of his entire regime. That will kick off the movement nicely.

He thinks he’s fooling anyone and everyone, that’s why.

We used to have an awful, 70's-era Chimpanzee exhibit at our zoo that was just a circular cage of bars with only a single tire on a rope and a concrete floor. It was torture and cruel and I understand why that lonely bastard threw his shit at the cruel gawking human beings.

Well, I’ve got to hand it to you, you really own being a cunt.

Did last season’s standings after five games correlate with the end of year stats?

THANKS FOR THE EXTRA FECAL MATTER AT THE BEACH TILDA!

I’d say it’s worth about as much as the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution of the US: a nice theory never even remotely made manifest for the poor or non-whites.

“Dyin’ ain’t much of a livin’.” is a fine, fine movie line, FWIW (and that ain’t much when it comes to Hollywood).

But most of all, he invoked hate and racism.

You are correct, Sir.