Score one more for legal weed.

My wife also felt the sad, especially after our 2nd and last, but she knew it was best for them both and endured it.

I blame the fathers for not wanting those boobs back; my few years away felt like an eternity. ;-)

This definitely needs a qualifier on “bumpy”.

It’s destined to go down as the most unsubtle demonstration in the history of protest.

College football is a conspiracy of racist narcissistic sociopaths, so this man’s nature is a feature not a bug.

It goes without saying that nothing can excuse his behavior, yet the extent of how CTE affects different people is almost certainly understated, with impulse control being a primary symptom.

Donkey in the face, elephant in the race.

Don’t count out the Ottawa Rough Riders.

But the education, maaaaaaan.

I don’t hate anyone but I hope he dies of face-first flesh eating bacteria.

This needs more love.

No. They just need to regulate idiot drivers.

Pucker or overfilled?

She looks so much better as a brunette.

Eyes of an alcoholic, as many of them are.

S/He’s a Native Australian, so s/he’d better be.

That was very funny and clever, you must be a fun guy.

Alternate Headline:

Thanks, Doc, you’re doing the Lord’s work here in EPIC FASHION.