Re: Danielle Jonas - it's under her left arm. Do I get my gold star now?

Wow. In my younger years I would have thought, "Oh how kinky. Move your little boyfriend right into your house!" but now that I have a little family, I think thats just totally fucked up.

Anyone who saw a Ke$ha video and made life decisions based on it were probably not on a path to that de-luxe apartment in the sky. She's an entertainer, playing a character as part of her medium. Stop being dumb.

What about the ones that come on super strong, then ghost you once you like them back? It would be a song full of sweet nothings, then sudden silence….except for the faint sobs you suddenly realize are your own

you win. /comfortingpat

My fiancé called to tell that he got married, as I sat on the bed, looking at my wedding gown.

Sister girl, Whoopi has an EGOT. Rosie can never touch that.

I think it's because she tends to be one of those liberals who makes everyone hate liberals. She's so damn left that you find yourself wanting to disagree with her even when you agree with her because it's grating and annoying. She would literally argue that Bush flew the planes on 9/11 himself if she thought it would…

She's surrounded by drama of her own making. I think that's what drives me crazy. A grown woman who says someone else "hurt her feelings" when the other person pointed out that she wasn't wearing an earpiece and therefore did not know what was going on is too much drama for me to handle. She just seems exhausting to…

hold up, rivers but no pools? ASTRONAUTS but no toddlers?

Rejoice, an appropriate penis mod already exists, if you just look for it.

Oh I have full faith in that my friend. I ended up buying pc skyrim for a couple bucks just for nude/sex mods I never ended up installing correctly.

"Hey mom, I'm pregnant!"

Now it's almost realistic. If modders end up adding toddlers though...

That miscarriage mod is weak. Where's the reaper?

Now people can recreate Juno in Sims 4.

Perhaps the reason why you can't go swimming is because the gene pools are too shallow.

The Paul Ryan-Biden debate was DELICIOUS. I still watch it when I need a pick-me-up.

Exactly this. It's not that Biden makes gaffes. It's that Honey Biden don't give a fuck.

I love building houses but I don't have much interest in playing it as a life sim. From this perspective, they have made some big improvements to the building tools in Sims 4 but there are FAR LESS options for colours and objects. Also, a ton of other things are left out completely. Want a walkout basement? Too Bad,…