um if someone punches their life partner in the face and knocks them unconscious and then drags them out of an elevator, it's fucked the fucked up.

Last time I played The Sims was Sims 1. I remember I built a looong hallway out to the sidewalk, and built 1 toilet in a glass room pretty much on top of the sidewalk. "Public Pooping" was not very popular. The best part about playing The Sims is the "Beetlejuice Simulator" factor as I call it. Flipping reality on…

I assume it's nowhere near as evil as EA can be in real life.

Now, it could be that people are really into leaving their babies on the floor, making some kind of neat baby rug, but I think the anger about babies comes from several different places:

I assumed the whole point of The Sims was to play God over a townful of tiny digital peons who exist solely for you to manipulate and conduct social experiments with. The notion that some people regard it as a straight-up Let's Play House sort of game is just so...odd. I make dinner and go to work every day in real…

Poussey for-fucking-EVER! Accent a droite, bitch.

I was just out for a walk listening to 'Rumors' wishing that the first time I heard the album was in the 70s, living in the Hollywood Hills, spinning in my mid-century abode Stevie style.

You got out AGAIN?

nah, dude definitely says "moist"

The little paper clip bounced out and said, "It looks like you are trying to create an online dating proposal. Would you like help?"

"Please remove all articles of clothing currently on your person in preparation for the ensuing acts of copulation. Please mark off the appropriate boxes on this form to determine which copulative acts will be performed and in what order."

What, you're telling me women don't like to be addressed like they're the subject of a scientific experiment? Who knew!

Whatever happened to getting smashed at the bar and meeting someone, or meeting someone nice at church??