How are the ergonomics. And by this I mean hard control layouts, cluster view, access to storage. Does it feel intelligently penned. All that usual small crap that doesn't usually get a nod.

Any port in a storm.

Fucking trees.

Nope. This is the internet. Multiple time zones. None of which are labelled Too Soon. I know. I checked.

I hope those murals contained maximum unicorn and airbrushed "fantasy" scenes. Otherwise, no deal.

Bad time to have the last name DeGiorgio and an engineering degree. Imagine the job hunt.

yes. This is the internet. You can wave *anything*

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Wholly agree to all these points. Well written.

dismizzled all up in this general mazizzle.

i'm being a little facetious. I think it was just a very long day. And perhaps M cars being on the periphery. Which, goddamnit, means the blinders are on.

I see. I kind of bypassed the M stuff. Which is a really weird blind spot. I literally dug up i8 because it's all I could think of at the moment. I am obviously what is wrong with the enthusiast core.

Now, in fairness, are we talking like i8 levels of one letterynumberness?

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Neither does this bring the Funk. Bernard was apparently busy.

I live with that blessed racket on a daily basis. And I love it.

Well, I think you would be welcome, both as an insightful commenter and perhaps even as a producer of content. It's a small community, with some of the best up and coming writers of long-read content, as well as a lot of the irreverent shallow but highly entertaining humor that sort of made Jalopnik what it was when…

ooooh. Ad hominem. Got any other tricks in that bag ;)

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I'm just going to re-paste a reply I used above in a similar query.