Tiff temerariously tearing up test track in Torchinsky's trusty toneless toaster, terrifically torturing treadless tires to tickle Torchinsky's tender teammate.

Tiff temerariously tearing up test track in Torchinsky's trusty toneless toaster, terrifically torturing treadless tires to tickle Torchinsky's tender teammate.

I have to laugh, as soon as I started watching the footage I expected a crash to occur. Very pavlovian. And I watch too many dashcam vids.

Oh goodness aint that the truth.

courtesy of MST3K. Credit where due.

Very happy to hear about the happy homecoming. It would have been a little more pleasurable if she were intact, but as you say, at least the important things are there: sentimental sheet metal and dear old dad, too.

Extremely Valid Observation.

Oh No!

:)

Never in the history of Ever has this video been more relevant than in the context of this post. Except maybe in the 80's. When it was acceptable.

Eh, this is non news. Which is a card I don't usually play, but feel compelled to. The music industry has a long and proud heritage of destroying automobilia. The loss of a couple 900's is not the end of the world. There are tons around, in conditions spanning Garbage to Trailer queen. So these two, being…

The curse of being a biz student shines through here. I understood your mba speak completely, but the kicker is that it made perfect sense.

tl:dr: jackass justifies tailgating.

No, if you tailgate me regardless of situation, I will happily take the insurance claim and the loss of use. Wouldn't be the first time, and likely not the last.

You have the right to tailgate, but that grants my right to brake check.

the most important factor is the hand-me-down factor. My g-folks bought a 2001 maxima gle with all the option boxes ticked. drove it happily until they couldn't then have it to my cousin as her first car. Probably saved her from a lifetime of beige appreciation.

As a matter of fact, yes! Loved those little cars.

came here to say this. Got beaten to the punch. Feels good. Lincoln needs to man up.