Yup.

Oddly, the argument over bimmer/Beemer is just about as childish as the young star from the wilds of Canada. So, it fits!

Beemer. Bimmer. Meh.

It's cute. I would probably consider a Volvo back in the day on account of it being humorous. And if I were alive in that era I would hope my wife would be able to laugh the commercial off While driving her Volvo to whatever awesome job she kicked ass to get.

7-8 mpg. That's wild. Hence the placard on the dash warning the driver to fill up at 3/4 huh?

I will always stand by the suggestion that manufacturers of these cars detune them just a wee bit or run an extremely aggressive calibration on traction control. Not for the life of the car, but something that slowly ramps up power delivery and ramps down intervention Intelligently as the driver gets used to the…

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Well, shit happens. People can allude to reservations without having to write paragraphs on them. There is no law requiring it. If you want to level that complaint and have it mean something, file it with a news source who deals with politics as a primary driver.

Fairly certain it is. Go back to car and driver or consumer reports. Sanitized this ain't.

That looks like something off of geocities. Where are their webdevs :/.

Here, I got you this gift card because your last pair seem to have become permanently twisted.

Looks good. Very good. Assuming the weird Twire/Tweel things will be cured for production though.

No Way! I remember the pullout Alpine in my Aunt's mid 80's Golf. As a child, I'd get a lot of entertainment popping it in and out at random. I didn't know they came with a tote though :P

If this fails to go viral I will lose hope for mankind

I'm gonna have to +1 you. And spiritually heart click you as well, Mr. Jones. There is a documentary you would like called 'Objectified'. They talk to Bangle, the Apple people, the architects of the vintage Braun stuff. Very cool, and touches on a lot of the points you make here.

Shouldn't we change the series to Will it Toddler, and then, later, Will it Teen? This is a great opportunity for something generationally astute, editorially speaking.

I actually like the concept less the insignias. I will be looking into this. Though, I do wonder what they would be able to accomplish with the remains of something like my old tatty suburban.

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I'm pretty sure that if you were trying to "break it loose around town" you were not doing so at a reasonable speed, volume, or combination thereof.  They probably cut you a break more than they should have.

I've thrown a few more up on my personal Kinja, click on through!