How badly do you have to fuck up lentil soup to cause *liver damage*??

No joke is funny when you hear it 25 times a day

If they can make it weak, super thin, and with the texture of sandpaper, then my office building will be very interested.

the escapism it tries to provide appears entirely intended for white consumption

The fact that it’s chocolate and sugar is certainly high on the list

So, in other words, he always meant that he handled it horribly, was an idiot and selfish asshole, and it was wrong. And some people heard (somehow) “It was my wife and kids’ fault.” I don’t see it, but I guess you really have to want it. 

That’s not the point, though. The restaurant charges ludicrous prices for the food, yet they’re only offering that measly pay. Doesn’t matter that it’s competitive with other how other restaurants pay. Given the prices charged, it’s way too little to offer to anyone working there.