I want all of my furniture covered in this. All of it. And my robe. And slippers.

Remember that story (which actually I think you may have linked to) where Jane Fonda was presenting him with an award and he walked out and told her that she “owed him big” or something? And Jane Fonda’s like “...huh?” and there’s like 3,000 people in the room going “...huh?”

This should be a no-brainer, but you should also thoroughly wash your hands or, as my non-hetero lady friends have told me, use a glove. Some ladies have very sensitive bits and the slightest grime on your hands (even from something as asinine as touching a doorknob in your own home) can give her B.V.

I snorted.

Make sure you haven't handled any hot/spicy food right before and make sure you wash your hands a few times if you do. There have been a few times when things were a little hotter than they should have been. Wash your hands first regardless though.

He reminds me of the gremlin with the mohawk. I’d have to pass.

Well, this dress code shown here says no “loose” or “baggy” clothes and specifies that pants must be worn at the waist or hip. So, like two minutes ago?

I’m torn about this. It is age-neutral but it’s also gender-neutral - which is a thing that I really appreciate. (I’m not gonna get into whether it’s enforced that way.) I know that when a member of my family had to write a dress code for a federal agency, he was very careful to word it in a way that any person had to…

I was sent home from the 1st grade (1 year older than this girl) because I wore shorts and a halter to school. They didn’t say anything to me but they told my mother I was “distracting to the boys.” The boys of course were also six years old. The idea of 6-year-olds lusting at the site of bare skin still kind of…

Actually, some computer programs (robots) can differentiate between situations better than this human teacher was apparently able to. Perhaps we should leave dress code enforcement to the robots.

I think you’re right, but I also think it was a massive miscalculation on Kris’ part. Not participating in the special made her—and all the Kardashian kids—look bad. It’s unlike her to be so bad at PR.

I assumed why she had no comment for ABC, same as the Kardashian kids is because they’re saving their commentary for their reality shows and interviews they’ll be paid for.

The thought bubble over her head would read “This bitch...”

Before Craigslist existed, I was victim to a mechanic who was selling a car on “behalf” of the owner. Found out 6 months later that the odometer had been turned back about 80k miles. It was a nightmare getting my money back. The state of California was of no help whatsoever (you’d think fraudulent titles would be…

This exact situation happened to me personally when we were buying my wife's car a couple of years ago...

Just about every Craigslist ad I’ve responded to I get “I’m selling this car for a friend because he/she doesn’t have the time to sell it them self.”

I had no idea that there was a name for this.

I’ve got a friend that would do this in South Carolina, where if I recall correctly it’s quite explicitly illegal. She discovered in high school that she had knack for buying and reselling just about anything for a profit (didn’t hurt that she is pretty attractive) and started buying cars off of craigslist and…

My personal favorite scam I have personally seen when checking out cars on craigslist: you agree upon a time to come see the car, you arrive and someone else just happens to be looking at the car right before/right after you and the seller then tries to rush you into buying, trying to make you think if you don't buy…

We could start with his apparent belief that only Republicans believe in the Constitution. I think that would be fair game by any standard!