i'll give you a like out of pity :P

I don't think of her as insane or bat-shit crazy. I think of her as having a secret language and choosing to use that even when talking to people who she doesn't know. My brother and I have our own language. It's only us two who understand it, it's not something we use with our parents. My best friend and I have…

you win the internet for today

that guy has a hand in his pocket. guiltyforsure

Have you ever noticed how when a product is produced in China, Anthropologie's website lists it as "imported?" But when those products are from Brazil, Spain, Japan or any other country, they list the actual country. Hmmmm

hmmm, guess you didn't realize that was a joke in response to joeytallywacker. let me fix it:

stop moving the goal posts for what we find offensive as a nation

I love this post. Reminds me of one of my favorite quotes. James Caan's character in Way of the Gun says:

I applaud your efforts towards your kids. That's really cool. But don't worry too much about childhood friends. I went to a small private school in Dallas, so didn't walk home or hang out with my school friends growing up since we lived all over the place. Even my church was 15 miles away. At college is where I…

Haha, the music makes it 10x better. I watched it twice on mute, reread your comments and then turned the sound on for the 3rd viewing.

I'm amazed at her bravery. Wow

My grandfather's 5th wife's daughter married my 1st cousin once removed. So my cousin Jack is also my uncle Jack.

I'm fairly large on top and was always jealous of my friends with A cups. I've always thought of it as a "grass is greener on the other side" kind of thing.

Sounds like she finally accepts you as an adult. YAY!!! Wish my mom would...

Is it possible you could make a little joke about it during a drinking session? Like, a really really nice joke. Sometimes I'll make a joke about myself doing the weird thing (like you could pretend to pick your nose right after he's done it in front of you and then laugh). Or I'll make light of a bad habit of mine…

You should talk to your oldest brother to see what he wants to do. It's better if you guys are in agreement on what happens next and who takes on the executor's role.

guardian singles, lol

So on the most popular thankfuls list I see husband and children but no wife!!??

Huntsville, Texas, already has a restaurant-church. They've been doing bbq for quite a while. Originally started as a small fundraiser but was so popular that they kept it.

I got into working out and eating crazy healthy last year. It's almost like a cult. You're so high on feeling great that you want other people to do the same. It's like if they just tried it they would see what was so awesome about it. My energy levels were off the charts, I slept better and I felt so happy. I…