I have much the same attitude; I grew up eating Hellman’s/Best Foods, and Miracle Whip has always tasted wrong to me (and, to a lesser extent, some other brands of mayonnaise). But that’s my taste, and what other people like is their choice.

I assume people in Oklahoma are searching “What the fuck are circus peanuts?”

How can Uber be the most hated brand in a country that has Comcast?

KFC doesn’t surprise me, lots of cultures have fried chicken and they’re all better versions of it than KFC. Depending on where you are in the US you also have Popeye’s, Church’s, Bojangle’s or some other chain and those are all better than KFC. KFC somehow manages to make fried chicken unappealing, which is pretty…

He will claim he was running an off book confidential investigation, or there will be a dead hooker involved

Just when I didn’t think this website could decline any further, the only way to post now is through replying. No adblock, hard refresh.

Fuck off, ketchup and mustard belong on hotdogs and hamburgers.

That’s not cheese. Those processed slices are gross, and and give cheese a bad name.

This is NOT a safety feature for anyone who already always buckles their seatbelt. It’s an active annoyance. Yeah, let’s get 0.5% more drivers buckling their seat belt, and annoy the fuck out of 90% of drivers. Brilliant!

Since it’s true that you can’t solve a social problem with a technological solution we’ll need to make it a social solution:
If you see someone in a “self driving” car without a butt in the driver’s seat, hands on the wheel and eyes on the  road, you can ram it off the road into the ditch and claim all their worldly…

I fully support mandated seatbelt wearing, but these things were so annoying. Many were cumbersome and made entry/exit difficult (looking at you, GM):

“Bennet did not sign her offer due to scheduling.”

I don’t even remember how dunkin’ got the capability to flex on anyone with their shitty overpriced coffee and stale donuts.

Quorn is the closest to poultry this 20+ year vegetarian has ever tasted. There’s some new stuff out there in other “fake-meat” genres, but Quorn is the reining champ, poultry wise. It’s been on every single Thanksgiving table I’ve been at for almost 25 years. I buy it almost every timel it’s on sale, so I’m w/you,…

I’m quite carnivorous, but I’m also one of the few people on earth who likes Quorn products. I don’t know why!

Wilson knows when I open the cheese compartment. Not the identical butter compartment on the other side of the French doors. He isn’t watching either because he comes running from other rooms.

I hope the Pittie is either returned to her owner or finds a good home when the dust settles. I’ve dealt with a lot of pitties over the years and they are wonderful dogs once you understand the breed.

I’ve always kind of liked Gerard Butler, although I’m not sure why. I can’t remember seeing him in anything good, except for *maybe* RocknRolla.