He will claim he was running an off book confidential investigation, or there will be a dead hooker involved

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Fuck off, ketchup and mustard belong on hotdogs and hamburgers.

That’s not cheese. Those processed slices are gross, and and give cheese a bad name.

This is NOT a safety feature for anyone who already always buckles their seatbelt. It’s an active annoyance. Yeah, let’s get 0.5% more drivers buckling their seat belt, and annoy the fuck out of 90% of drivers. Brilliant!

Since it’s true that you can’t solve a social problem with a technological solution we’ll need to make it a social solution:
If you see someone in a “self driving” car without a butt in the driver’s seat, hands on the wheel and eyes on the  road, you can ram it off the road into the ditch and claim all their worldly…

I fully support mandated seatbelt wearing, but these things were so annoying. Many were cumbersome and made entry/exit difficult (looking at you, GM):

“Bennet did not sign her offer due to scheduling.”

I don’t even remember how dunkin’ got the capability to flex on anyone with their shitty overpriced coffee and stale donuts.

Quorn is the closest to poultry this 20+ year vegetarian has ever tasted. There’s some new stuff out there in other “fake-meat” genres, but Quorn is the reining champ, poultry wise. It’s been on every single Thanksgiving table I’ve been at for almost 25 years. I buy it almost every timel it’s on sale, so I’m w/you,…

I’m quite carnivorous, but I’m also one of the few people on earth who likes Quorn products. I don’t know why!

Wilson knows when I open the cheese compartment. Not the identical butter compartment on the other side of the French doors. He isn’t watching either because he comes running from other rooms.

I hope the Pittie is either returned to her owner or finds a good home when the dust settles. I’ve dealt with a lot of pitties over the years and they are wonderful dogs once you understand the breed.

I’ve always kind of liked Gerard Butler, although I’m not sure why. I can’t remember seeing him in anything good, except for *maybe* RocknRolla.

I think you might be romanticizing the other seasons of Rick and Morty a bit. Sometimes Rick and Morty is crazy with a point, and sometimes it’s just crazy. (I’ve noticed it’s often when President Curtis gets involved.) Where was the deeper, underlying meaning in Lawnmower Dog, or Get Schwifty? The show likes to…

Field Roast is an OG in the veg aisle for sure. Also, nugs and other ground meat products are so easy to emulate to begin with. Feels like the entire fast food industry should be using these faux nugs by now. At scale, they have to be cheaper to produce than raising and slaughtering chickens, and taste is 90%…

I got a sample of another brand’s vegan chicken nugget last week at Costco, and it was shockingly on point. Unlike the big boys in faux-meat, this was a brand I hadn’t seen at Costco before, Field Roast. It got the taste right, but more importantly, it got the texture just right. I was genuinely shocked since I like…

At least he didn’t get stuck in the coil this time.

Ffs. No one bitches at a Planelopnik article. At least, no one smart. Planes aren’t cars.