You need an editor. Not enough Capitalization and misspelllings

I’m glad you (apparently) did not die on this endeavor. I guess I’ll have to wait for parts 3-5 to find out for sure.

Sim is just fucking transcendent in that movie

Jesus fucking christ on a stick. I’m a sucker for many a version of “A Christmas Carol” from the best (the Sims version) through the Finney and Scott takes. Hell I can tolerate the stiff MGM version and even have a soft spot for the Mr. Magoo special (the songs aren’t bad and the graphics are wonderful in a Mad Men-era…

Wilson was reportedly able to secure her departure after an incident involving Jeffrey Reiner...

I’m going with “smoking in a car that you shouldn’t so spraying air freshener before and after.” 

Right, but in context I feel like 25% of a can of air freshener in an enclosed space is enough that you’d be gagging on a thick cloud of it.

I think Masters of Teras Kasi is worse than NES ESB and deserves to be on this list.

Cheese. I smoked half a dozen loafs last night, and will do several more over the coming weeks. The stuff will keep forever in the fridge, and only gets better. The picture is after two hours, it went another hour after. That much smoke needs atleast three weeks of storage before it starts to taste good.

So bigger than 3, smaller than 5, and 4 is taken?

I formally submit that it should have called the CX-π 

Elon Musk is the PT Barnum of the automotive world. A charlatan that impresses people with charm and gumption. And people believe this fucker.

If I could afford to do something like this, I absolutely would.

The difference is that Unsworths insult was really just factual.  The submarine idea was ridiculously stupid.

Given the high frequency of food theft and observed geeee-rrrrrosssss behavior of my co-workers, I NEVER leave open bottles of anything in the communal fridge. Once they made my group get rid of our own little fridge I stopped stocking my own condiments. It’s not unrealistic that someone would deal with a stuck…

This sounds terribly unjust to Union. Is there some kind of, I don’t know, professional organisation Union could join? A fellowship, or cooperative of some sort? I think Union could use the support of a collegiate body that could back her up in situations like this. And not just her; I think all working Americans…

He doesn’t normally play for 3 hours, but he and his band got into a serious thing.  And then, they forgot how the song ended.

Also do your best to clean off your roof. A buddy I went to high school with had a giant chunk of ice that flew off a truck smash through his windshield, it easily could have killed him. 

Don’t stop with just the windows and lights. Clear your fucking car off. On your engine hood it’s just going to blow into your windshield. On your roof and trunk, it’s projectiles to bombard everyone behind you.

pay no mind to those who would malign the warm, comforting, vegetable-y, creamy - yet crunchy, thanks fried onions! - Thanksgiving hug that is green bean casserole.

archer would approve.