You appear to not understand what people are saying or are being deliberately obtuse. My comment referred to “tiny misogynists” who didn’t like the movie. It said nothing about how everyone who didn’t like the movie was a misogynist, because that would be silly. But that’s the way you took it, because you are either…

Yes, you are a misogynist, but no, it’s not because you didn’t love Captain Marvel. It’s because you felt the need to respond to this post about tiny misogynists ranting about Captain Marvel. Clearly, you felt you were being targeted, which means somewhere deep down, you realize that you are a tiny misogynist.

I hate the headline chosen for this, because it made me think I could actually invite the Muppets to my wedding. Fuck you.

Frankly, no ending could have been darker than showing Kevin soaking his tired dancing feet in the hotel’s hallway ice dispenser. 

2019 SEL with ~25k miles. Currently averaging near 60 MPG for the life of the vehicle. Summer MPGs closer 63, winter MPGs ~53.

It’s always sad when this happens, but this time is just super sad, because this is Alex Trebek. Alex Trebek. Like, Alex Trebek isn’t just a game show host, he’s a cultural icon. He pretty much is Jeopardy!— he’s hosted the show since it was revived in 1984. That’s thirty-five years. He’s hosted Jeopardy for my entire…

Convert drive-thrus to order-ahead-through-the-app-pick-up windows.

You’re being way too kind to T2. It’s beyond over-rated; it’s an abominably scripted, poorly acted, blandly photographed blemish on the original film.

T2 is over-rated. There: I’ve said it and I’d say it again if I had to.

Yeah, although they weaved the “fixing up Dad’s old car” narrative around the plot of a couple of episodes— including a cringe-worthy reveal that the missing unobtainium parts for the Charger were actually just spark plugs. Which Michael deftly stole from a cash-strapped high school’s automotive repair shop in the…

I really want Jost to move on. It’s all gotten stale and sadly I think McKinnon is done too. She used to be great, but it doesn't seem to be there anymore.

Yeah, having to fiddle with the switch a dozen times because you only want it open an inch or two, but the damn auto opener keeps trying to open it entirely or shut it entirely and you have to try and jab it just at the right time for the amount of open you want. Better to have to hold it down, so you have better…

“a non-gendered form of latino/a”

Yeah, but have you ever been to a cannabis cafe .... on weed?

He just did the “I don’t feel so good” bit in front of the studio heads and they began to tear up. At that point, he could get whatever he wanted.

“Would Hispanic even correctly describe someone from a country that has no ties to Spain?”

But then you remember the car missions...

And all that excessive food consumption gets turned into excessive amounts of human waste and is illegally dumped in the ocean. And there ain’t nothing wrong with that? Cruises are one of the most ecologically damaging vacations in the world. I know we won’t stop, but can we stop?

Technically true for any sitting president. Even without the... erm...

My money is on the Apple Dumpling Gang