Yeah but Swedish McDonalds still make you assemble your own Big Macs. 

It’s not as though Beyond and Impossible represent the height of creative naming either.

Amiright’s not here, man!

The narration absolutely made those stories come alive.  And the narration is also the reason any film adaptation will never replicate that magic.

So - China’s policies that hurt the US are a good excuse for Trump’s policies that hurt the US?

I believe that Hotblack Desiato may be looking for a new ride, as his old one was stolen at the Restaurant at the End of the universe.

I think I would have titled this “Asshole has point about cellphones, is still an asshole”

Of course he is a world-class asshole.  He’s a Trump supporter.

“Well, that’s one more miserable son of a bitch that I’ve managed to outlive.”

Add pickles and charcuterie and now you’ve got me.  

Look deep into a person’s refrigerator and it’s like looking deep into someone’s soul.

The 2002 reboot was shockingly good considering the source material

Gm products run poorly longer than most cars will run at all - exhibit #71616

I mean, since they haven’t changed much at all, you could theoretically grab the VIN tags off an 80's Niva and stick it onto the newer one. That would be the most Russian way to go about it.

It’s very much a chill game. Once you get situated you can play as you like. I just play music an wander usually, a nice change of pace :)

I see blue and black.

The internet was a mistake 

I’ve always been tempted to do this to people who toss cig butts out their car windows at a stoplight. Fucking hate how disgusting the streets around traffic lights are instant ash trays.

I have a strange urge to do this with cigarette butts: hey - you dropped your burning trash! Here it is back again - enjoy the smell of burning velour as you search for it in your back seat.

Honestly, none of what you described even sounds like that petty of shit. Littering is something assholes and lazy pieces of human excrement do.