The Joaqer

And it’s pronounced “Sesevenen”.

The best part is, you can definitely benefit from a trade war if you’re unscrupulous enough to not divest yourself from your business interests when taking office. At least he stood behind that table full of manila envelopes and blank paper to show that....uhhh??

Dear sir,
I do not like the anti-Monty Python turn that this comments thread has taken. I demand that we immediately see a light-hearted reference to the Ministry of Silly Walks or the Spanish Inquisition bits.

Sincerely,
William Knickers

I always thought the Lumberjack Song was very supportive of its lumberjack. The other characters freaking out, well, that was their problem.

I brought 24 boxes of Annie’s Mac & Cheese for a friend in a carry-on duffel when travelling abroad last year. At security, the TSA agents insisted on opening up my bag to inspect and shake each and every one of my of my boxes.

People definitely didn’t stare at me and my boxes of mac & cheese; I know they were jealous.

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Beg to differ:

Get a brain, Morouns! Not to worry, anyway - undoubtedly Drumpf will intervene when someone points out how the US was cucked into accepting a Canadian’s name for the bridge. Just rename the other bridge in 45's ‘honour’.

And then there’s Thor: The Dark World, which was inspired by... uh...

Bluetooth: doesn't work for anyone with an actually sizeable music collection or iPod 

This sounds exactly like one of Trump’s boastful lies.

Like Jeans and a T-shirt.  Just keep wearing it, i’ll come around.  

maybe late 90's.  Early 90's was still pretty rad.

You know what? Good. When I go to Costco with someone who wants to sit and have a bite before/afterwards, for twenty years my only choice as a vegetarian has been exactly “slice of cheese pizza” or some sort of dessert. It’s nice to have a second option, and honestly, this sounds pretty tasty and moderately nutritious.…

I can’t believe they took any other restaurant into consideration. Taco Bell will be the king of the fast food munchies forever. Now bring me back my Nacho Fries god damnit.

Saying Shrek ruined All Star is a little like saying Human Centipede ruined eating poop.

Agreed completely. I never thought of the film as mocking superhero movies (which, as part of the superhero target audience of 12-year-olds at the time, I was barely even aware of) - I just thought of it as a great, silly comedy with an amazing cast (even the tertiary characters - Lena Olin? Louise Lasser?) within…

It’s always surprising to me when people express love for the X-Men cartoon. I grew up a huge X-Men comic nerd, it was my everything as a preteen, so I had been waiting most of my life for an X-Men cartoon or movie. When the cartoon came out, I was crestfallen, I thought it was so terrible. I wonder if it merits a…

My favorite bit is when he grabs the stress releaver, squeezes it several times quickly, and says, “That just saved your life.”

Yes, this about the Blue Rajah. There’s even a lampshading scene where the other team members express their confusion about his theme and he needs to explain why he uses a British accent. “I see a lot of yellow, some green... you could at least try to get a little more blue in your outfit.”