That apparently takes too much time. I guess I’ve been doing it wrong all this time, because not only do I alternate, but sometimes I outright pause between bites! I didn’t realize that every meal should be handled like a competitive eating event and I should be packing it in as fast as possible.

The idea is that you're in a space ship, so the"windows" are just LCDs of space, from what I gather.

Does anyone really believe that the Jalopnik staff like the slideshows? They’re obviously a corporate mandate that all the GMG sites are required to participate in. I’m sure the Jalopnik folks would love to skip the slideshows if they could. Constantly bitching about it here is like screaming in a MacDonald’s because…

It sounds like it’s destined to be terrible, but I’m not going to write it off. We got one of the best comedies of the 80's based on a board game, so who knows?

I’ll occasionally make a can of cream of mushroom soup. Cream of potato is a staple in winter, though. I usually easy it at least once a week. Add a little MSG (my shaker is just labeled ‘flavor’) and some cayenne pepper, top with some shredded cheese or make a cheese sandwich to go with it. It makes a good lunch.

I guess I’d use the old don’t look a gift horse in the mouth saw here. If later there’s an EM article that approves of a protest blocking traffic or going on like a siege, you’ve got this to throw back.

In connected universe stuff it pays off to have seen the stuff before, certainly. Filoni is definitely threading stuff from the animated shows into Mando and Fett. It’s not necessary to know that stuff, though. Krrsantan is introduced as a big, dangerous, formidable Wookie. You could see him come back after the fake-ou…

What are you mad about? Everything here seems reasonable.

Bane derided Fett for going soft. For caring about other people. Bane was an avatar for what Fett used to be—a mercenary that cared only for himself. It got Fett digested by the Sarlaac.

Metal-coated bones, like Wolverine. You can cut him, but it’s really hard to break him. Especially since he’ll be ripping your arms off as you try.

That’s just not what happened. The character is a former gladiator that is really good at killing and enjoys doing it. He has metal-coated bones like Wolverine, so he’s pretty durable.

And decreased visibility. One of the ways cars have gotten safer in crashes is more metal and less window. Visibility out of most vehicles these days is pretty poor.

I don’t agree that this is the best place to start. You’re painting yourself into a corner by thinking about action before planning. You can’t ignore all the logistics to get to that point. I’m not opposed to the idea of keeping cars out of city centers eventually, if the logistics can be worked out first.

I think I figured it out. The writers here all have an angle... The taillight fetishist, the motorsports fan, the car-buying advice guy. Erin is here for the Bad Takes column. She finds a story, then adds her own unique twist on it by finding a terrible opinion/interpretation and writes that.

Yeah, that’s what I don’t get. If you’ve waited for a bus in the Midwest in February, you should understand that it’s utterly miserable and something you only do when you don’t have access to a car. I’m fine with dreamy ideals of less congestion and pollution, but you have to come up with a working alternative before…

I don’t care who you voted for, fartknocker. I’m fucking sick of a bunch of whiney bullshit every time there’s an article embarrassing to a conservative. A bunch of chodes always come out of the woodwork demanding that Jalopnik “stick to cars”. Of course, they say nothing on articles about bicycles, or concrete pads…

Lindell is a delusional idiot who fried whatever brain he had on crack.  He keeps promising to show evidence of the Big Lie, then never does (because there is none).  His delusional idiot fans don't seem to mind the repeated public failures in the slightest, though. Because they're as delusional and idiotic as he is.

So you don't read the articles, but still complain about them?  Okay, that's... Well, not reasonable, but... Um, it's something, anyway.

It’s hilarious how conservative fee-fees get hurt so easily. I thought liberals were supposed to be the snowflakes.

Tell Musk/Tesla to do less stupid/tone-deaf/illegal things per day, then. Is Jalopnik just supposed to ignore news if it makes Tesla look bad, which nearly all Tesla news does? I mean, I know the cult of Musk thinks so, but reasonable people understand that the news should be reported, regardless of whether Tesla’s PR…