That happened to me, too. It’s one thing if the sportsball performance goes long, but to push everything else back to make room for jabbering about the sportsball afterward is unconscionable! DVRs should automatically extend if the sports and after-sports blather are going to go late

Yeah, I miss having my knee constantly getting battered by this torture device.  Keeps you alert at the wheel!

Well, the wolf will be fine. The alarm and upholstery may not fare as well.

“Brexit is the world’s largest self inflicted disaster.”

Yes, so awkward! Is it pronounced “latin-ex” or “latinz”? Both sound terrible.

Right? “C’mon... At least talk to each other. Be nice or I’ll turn to dust. I’ll do it.  Do you want me turning to dust on your conscience?  Didn't go so great for Tony Stark now, did it?"

The auto-motion line at the end had me laughing all the way through the credits and commercials. Suddenly, every other stupid thing the gang had said during the episode became lead-up to this punchline. In retrospect, the entire episode was answering the question “What kind of idiot actually likes auto-motion?”

Croc has violent antisocial issues. Riddler is a sociopath—he knows what the law and decent society define as right and wrong, he just doesn’t care. Ivy has a dissociative disorder, not even identifying as human any more, and is keen on genocide, which isn’t on the healthy side of hobbies. You can make the mental…

Batmobile: The Game*

Yep. Also (related), truck:

Anything that puts Paget Brewster on my TV is aces in my book.

The diaper thing is what really keys us into where her head was. She was unmoored enough for a cross-country drive and kidnapping while still being collected enough to plan ahead for efficiency. When people try to imagine that mental state, we understand just how messed up it is, and therefore the state she was in.

Most of us. There’s a few Marissa Tomais and Paul Rudds out there as exceptions to prove the rule.

My favorite Honda is the CRX. Specifically the vaguely R2-D2ish blue/silver one the girl I had a crush on in high school drove.  

Hey, whoa now... Are you calling our Allison a raisinist? Strong words!

Wear a cape to the restaurant. Nobody will want to come near you. They may hide the steak knives when they see you coming, but they'll give you plenty of space.

I tried to, but I couldn't understand a word I was thinking.

Nope, "lame" is mocking those with leg problems.  How dare you be so cruel?

“It’s the same reason that there’s a difference between calling someone “dumb” and pejoratively calling someone mentally challenged.”

Nutmeat is vegan, and is a term that had been in use for hundreds of years.