Eating nothing but hot sauce packets for 5 days would be tough. Convincing a dog to eat hot sauce packets for 5 days is a whole other level of challenge.

No one is making Pizza Hut franchise owners operate a food service business.  They are free to go find a more profitable industry or make better life choices.

I agree, crushed red pepper compliments pizza perfectly. I also like to sprinkle cayenne pepper on pizza, but I put cayenne on just about everything.

They’ll both be surprised when they get sued by the meat industry for using the term “ass” when there is no meat from the butt of an animal. They’ll be forced to call it big/huge posterior beer, or something.

Japan has got packaging down to an art. Everything is compact and arranged just so, with bags around bundled cords and lift-out boxes for each part.  Just opening it up feels like a little treat.

Miracle Whip tastes nothing like mayonnaise, so I can see why you like one and not the other.  I'm fine with mayo, but I'd rather eat the jar real mayo comes in than eat Miracle Whip.

That’s exactly how I feel. Nice smooth tomato paste/sauce/soup is great, but biting into chunks of tomato is like biting into a bug.

To each their own.  I can stand mayo, but will throw away anything that touches mustard.

I'm no fan of JRPGs, but I still agree with you on the PS2. There was a ton of great games for everybody on the PS2, no matter what your interests.  An all-time classic system 

I mean, it’s all subjective, but I think Pizza Hut is not only worse than Dominos, it’s also worse than Little Caesar’s. I’d actually take a frozen pizza from the supermarket over Pizza Hut.

That was supposed to be *must be* but my phone autocorrected and Kinja is being extra Kinja-y today and won't let me edit.

I mean, Yoda tells Luke what it is and he eats it anyway. Just be a Jedi frat hazing thing and Luke really wanted to join.

With 7-Leia dip as an appetizer 

I can see it working  Not to far a leap from breakfast burritos to breakfast calzones.

Interesting. Does the company Motorola operate under a different name in Portuguese-speaking countries, I wonder? Or do they mean intob it and just sell a different sort of gadget than mobile phones?

I think he prefers to think of it as “patina”.

Buy new? I’m not sure DT understands the concept.

OK, if we aren’t your thing, I get not liking quiche. I’ve never understood that “real men don’t eat quiche” saying, though. Eggs are considered OK for guys to eat, and so is pie. Quiche is just egg pie.

Because Hannity told him so, duh.

No, you just failed to understand it again. Loudly.