“Infested” is pretty descriptive language. So are "disgusting," “vermicular,” and “criminally negligent.  My letter's half-written already!

These “shots” don’t sound like shots, they sound like small, expensive cocktails.

Now I can’t help but imagine that headline for that:

Marvel comics take place in a fantasy realm where people can fly, machines are alive, and the NYPD cares about protecting the public. It’s supposed to be escapism from the real world where none of that is true.

What a stupid argument. “Sure, cops kill unarmed civilians sometimes, but what about all the times they don’t!”

Please, do better.  Until then, at least we have a self-depricating Englishman doing what he can.

If you think that’s bad, try being a vegetarian paying the same price without wanting the most expensive ingredient.

A layer of shellac won’t keep nasty food waste out of the spaces around the buttons, so it’s pretty useless. Just don’t eat finger-foods while gaming.

People act like I’m being precious when I require hand-washing before using my controllers/remotes, but there’s a reason mine still work after years and years while theirs have to be replaced regularly.

Maybe he likes driving it, but got tired of all the attention. When people see a shiny Hellcat they go up and take a look, ask the driver about it while he’s pumping gas, etc. When people see a rusted-out crapcan they tend not to be interested.

Just a pedentary aside because I can’t help myself: all chaps are assless. Chaps with an ass are just pants. They’re designed to go over pants and give some extra protection to the exposed parts of your legs as you ride.

I think we need a road trip buddy TV show with Farrow and Chris Hansen driving around outing creeps.

Get bent, you self-righteous douchebag. I’ve never voted for any Republican in my life, much less that orange shitstain in office. You have a lot more in common with him than I do: claiming failure is “winning” and anyone who doesn’t buy it is failing to get the point.

So a broadcast celebrating the Academy’s awards, filled with terrible host banter, tedious musical numbers, and commercials to pay for it all is going to cut from the actual presentation of awards? The actual point of the Oscars is the least important part of the Oscars?

No, see, it was all a misunderstanding! When I texted "I hope you're ready to get dirty," it was because mud is like invisibility paint to me, and I wanted a challenge for the hunt.  It was all meant in a perfectly harmless lethal violence kind of way, not sexual!

Sure, the millions of people that thought Jones’ performance was shit just don’t get the genius. Keep telling yourself that. And Zack Snyder is a great director, disco is totally coming back, and 1+1=5.

Look, shup up, Zuckerberg. Very few people care what you think, and this is not the place to tell anyone. Facebook does suck, and, I’m sorry you chose “data-mining marketing shitbag” as an income source, but that job sucks, and it has nothing to do with AV Club. 

That’s a pretty bullshit excuse that ANYONE can make, though. Any terrible performance, you can just say “that’s what I was going for.”

They wanted to portray a wooden charisma void that can't act or fight?  Wow, jailed it!

Because he’s not the Punisher. The Punisher doesn't sit around and mope like that; he gets shit done.