Uber drivers (I haven’t tried Lyft, but expect it’s similar) also tend to be absolutely glued to their smartphones while driving. I don’t mean setting GPS and then following it—they’re looking away from the road to interact with their phone a lot, which is just dangerous and disrespectful to everyone else in the road.

If I engage a driving service, I expect that is the transaction—I get a ride and they get the fare. I don’t expect them to monetize me without notice or compensation. If that’s going to be the deal, the driver/producer needs to disclose it to me up front.

“there was a soft pretzel shop called...something Pretzels?”

Pah, _buy_ cheese? Sacrilege! Get yourself a water buffalo and some rennet and do it properly!

Well, waste not want not and all that.

Mom’s New Friend Ron's Pizza.

“Oh, is this art not complimentary? I thought it was like the mints... You know, just grab one on the way out the door.”

Julia was clearly having a grand old time paying a broad, cartoonish villain, and it was a joy to watch him do it.

I’d guess they got so uncomfortable with the rutting going on in the back seat that they bolted. The letter writer is lucky they parked the car instead of just rolling clear while barreling down the highway.

We don’t need dogs to hunt for us any more, true. But dogs enabled humans to achieve what we have, and it would be pretty ungrateful to just abandon them now.

I loved how immediately after beating his opponent in the Tombs he ran over to help the guy.

The Conservatives have control over the whole government right now, and I'm sure their answer would be something like:

Tuna salad that you find some long red hair and a clamshell bra in?

Yes, basically. Even if you ignore prequels (which I recommend) that talk about the dangers of anger/hate, there are plenty of things in the original trilogy.

I’m not outraged. And I’m not angry, but you really seem to be. You’re figuratively frothing at the mouth. Calm down.

OK, calm down. This is a safe space.

“Playing the recently released remastered—excuse me—“re-mars-tered” edition of Red Faction: Guerrilla hammers home just how radical that 2009 cult classic was all those years ago.”

You think he’ll ever admit that, even to himself? He’ll insist that the meeting was a complete success and he deserves a Nobel prize right up until he switches to blaming Hillary for what a disaster it was.

“See this scar here? That was from an improvised sarcasm device that hit my unit during the Sketch Offensive. It used a repurposed Swift quote as the payload... Just devestating. Damn near took my leg off.”

Oh, I get it... You’re still hurt about England being knocked out of the World Cup. I was wondering what all the hostility was about. Just misplaced anger/lashing out because a Footie match didn't go your way?