Saints Row IV has the fantastic jump-and-charge system from Hulk: Ultimate Destruction.

My “protein deficiency” is making you a narrow-minded jackass? It really must be severe!

It depends on how much you grease the wheels, er, I mean support the political process. What’s that old saying? You have to spend bribes to make money. Something like that.

Har har! Because only your dietary choices are valid, I get it! Sooooo funny, har har! People eating tasty animals—so witty!

You need to celebrate Change Day! It’s a self-declared holiday where you take all that change that’s been building up to the bank and turn it into cash, which you immediately blow on having fun. Have a nice dinner, buy something you’ve been wanting, go to a fair, whatever you want!

IHOC: International House of Calories.

The Obamas are definitely still way into each other, and they were a great role model for showing that you can have a stressful, successful career without sacrificing family.

Obviously, a person in a Hero Tesla slumped over the wheel can ONLY mean that bad terrorists shot her and the Hero Tesla saved her life and is rushing her to safety while donating it’s own Hero Tesla kidney to her en route. It’s the only explanation.

“...definitely due to the left becoming radical...”

You’re also made of meat, primate.

Real men don’t throw a hissy fit and verbally abuse the nearest woman because they’re aw stwessed out. Real men don’t fall over themselves to apologize for an asshole verbally abusing a coworker. Real men don’t post stupid s defenses of assholes who do those things.

I would totally watch a spin-off about Maebe in the retirement community.

I’m pretty sure the JW screenplay was written by an algorithm. The plot wandered and didn’t make much sense and the characters were all completely 2-dimensional. Made a heck of a lot of money on the visuals and set-pieces, though.

Except they made him all whiny and needy for some reason. Instead of The Thing, they should have called him The Barnacle, because he’s so GD clingy.

Yeah, HE’S the victim! Being expected to face consequences for his actions, I never!

There were some European vampire traditions where they don’t even suck blood. They pester and harass the living in various ways, including hanging out on rooftops and peeing on passers-by.

I’d like to take this opportunity to apologize to everyone. I started watching this show last season, and that’s the kiss of death, apparently. This is all my fault, just like @Midnight.

“Sir, sir, please calm down. Cats often lay on warm car hoods to nap, and it’s no reason to call the authorities and... Wait, did you say _cow_?”

I think there _should_ be a distinction. One that is readily apparent from the outside. If unproven technology is going to pilot a 2-ton vehical around at speed, pedestrians and motorists actually controlling their vehicle should be warned.

It stands for the driver throwing their hands up in disgust as someones front of them drives 10 under in the passing lane.