Mr. T is an unusual celebrity in that the more you learn about him the more you’ll like him. He’s a pretty awesome dude.

Which is hilarious, because they’re too stupid to see that they’re not supposed to like Rick. Rick is an asshole that has to drink constantly just to be able to tolerate himself. He’s a cautionary tale, not a damned role model.

Oh geez, you haven’t been waiting until now to laugh at those idiots, have you?

I mean... I approve of Lisa as a character, and I agree with her on many points.

Ted Cruz is so stupid that he doesn’t even understand Green Eggs and Ham. Seriously, he read it on the Senate floor and completely missed the entire point. He’s certainly not going to understand a show that uses multi-syllable words.

“Also, if this guy could afford the Ferrari, I’m sure he has assets that can be seized to pay any debts he incurs from any at-fault wrecks he causes with said car.”

Right, like the word “Football.” The rest of the world had a consensus-agreed meaning for that word, then we Americans had to go call our association game by that same name. To top it off, in our game the ball is rarely kicked and measurements are in yards and inches, not in feet.

They had to offer high salaries to lure these high skilled people that ran the company into the shitter while conspiring to break away, huh?

Is Harley selling a lot of bikes in Europe? I guess there’s idiots that like to make noise and pay way too much everywhere in the world, but I have a hard time thinking that HD is doing big numbers across the pond.

You’re hung up on Bushnell. I’m not talking about him, I’m saying that your argument is flawed, because it is. Just because people were likely to get away with bad behavior at one point does nor make that behaviour acceptable.

I saw an interview with Anjelica Houston where she did exactly that: sighed when Polanski’s name came up and waved it away by saying it was the 70's... it was a different time. That’s when I lost all respect for Houston.

“Non-pirated copies: Nothing happens.

You tool. The malware is in EVERY copy of the game, including legitimate copies. They just pinky-swear not to steal your passwords unless they think it’s a pirated copy. You can certainly trust the company that just infected your PC with malware, right?

Let me just put these FBI cameras in every room of your house including the bathroom— after all, if you’re not breaking the law its no problem, right?

Sprinter van. Abe preferred utility over fashion, and this humble, flexible workhorse world be just his speed. It has the legroom a gangly president needs, and headroom sufficient for the tallest of hats.

I immediately thought of The Godfather, too. I think there’s something wrong with whoever voted for decapitating rare magical creatures to garnish our breakfast cereal, though. Why not just call them Voldem-oats or something?

You seem really, really hung up on appearances. If you spend significant time at your computer (for gaming, work, whatever), a comfortable chair is incredibly important. Price is obviously a factor, but again, if you spend a significant amount of time there, it’s worth paying for a comfortable, reliable chair. Visual…

Hm, our over-engineered glove box opening has some issues. I know, let’s add even more complexity to it!

He’s called the Trapster now. Get it right or he’ll... make your shoes sticky?

 The OG Kong/Cranky could have been middle-aged in those early games, too... the graphics of the era wouldn’t have shown the wrinkles. Now I’ll always be thinking of a Murtaugh-esque “I’m getting too old for this” while he chucks barrels at Jumpman.