It was satire. Exaggerating an idea to a ridiculous degree to show how ridiculous it was to start with.

Gamestop’s used stock is always so beat up (and slathered in stickers) that it wasn’t worth buying even before this program. I hate to support them anyway... I might go in once every few years for an exclusive, but avoid them as much as possible.

According to Kotaku’s coverage, there are some moves that are only available with motion controls. With no traditional control option, you are FORCED to waggle. Do you see how that works? Options=not forced. No options=forced.

“Hydrogen has to be the worst energy storage medium in existence.”

“If you don’t wanna use the motion controls, then don’t fucking use them. Simple as that.”

I thought it was a slow starter. People raved so much about it, I figured there had to be a reason. I was considerably younger 20 years ago and hadn’t realized just how subjective tastes can be.

It’s been a while since I worked on a loading dock, but no, I never saw a forklift operator asleep at the wheel.

“Uh, Waggle Mario was released over 10 years ago”

Yeah... federal oversight. In this administration. Suuuuuuure.

 No, not to protect management. To protect workers FROM the lazy.

I put about 40 hours into FFVII, because people said it was so good. Finally I realized that it just wasn’t for me.

Hm, interesting. How does that make you feel?

Re-read your post. Do you see that you are equating your subjective opinion with objective fact? Try using “I” statements, like in therapy.

I’m kinda interested in how the story resolves, but I find the modern-day gameplay tedious. I keep coming back to the series for the historical architecture and rooftop-running.

I hate how Nintendo forces their gimmicky controls in and refuses to give you an alternative. Hard pass on Super Waggle Oddysey.

I always wanted to see a game where Mario finds out that Peach has been kidnapped by Bowser’s goons and sets off, only for a late- game twist that you’re actually trying to save Bowser.

Not too mention a poor taste pairing. Every now and then I crave a packet of spicy jalapeno Cheetos with black coffee, because I hate myself. After every bite I remark on how awful it is, then keep going.

I really didn’t like Iris at first, but quickly realized that it was the writing, not the actor. Patton is great when she has something decent to work with.

VR is going to stay niche as long as the gear is so cumbersome/expensive, but I don’t think it will go away entirely, and will eventually be a standard feature.