That’s the point, though. Rick would rather be reduced to a limbless pickle in a hostile sewer and have to Frankenstein a new body for himself than confront any emotional issues.

You’re supposed to see that message as you think better and toss the hashbrowns in the trash uneaten. It replaced less popular slogans, like “your colon will thank you!”

As a prolific snorer that often wakes up feeling unrested, I’ve always suspected I have apnea. What is the testing process? A few nights in a sleep clinic?

That pillar and rear visibility in general are a joke. Its like a tank: you can see ahead of you and that’s it.

I think it was warning against all reckless smartphone use, whether driving distracted or ruining international relations and risking war by tweeting on the toilet. I don’t think all the distracted drivers had actually been elected president as they put their phones down, it was the metaphor Parker and Stone were…

Thank you. Movie theaters often have the volume WAY too high—to the point that it causes physical pain. It sounds like crap, too, popping and buzzing because the speakers are being overloaded.

By interrupting the process with unhinged screaming? How does that help? Do they think Pelosi can just change the legislation with a magic wand and just doesn’t want to? This kind of loud, unthoughtful action only hurts their cause and gives the Trumpers ammunition.

I always thought this was a great idea for a service. Finding and buying a car is a complicated process, and having expert help will save headaches and probably save you money even after the expert’s fee.

But even if you put Jesus down, he just rises three days later. Matches will go on forever!

His Shwarma Swarm attack could cause bits of tender lamb meat to rain down on enemies. Iqama would summon a minaret out of the ground to impale enemies. So many possibilities!

OMG i now rite. Its like they d0nt evn now how 2 uz englsh they didnt evn uz 1 emoji how r we spose 2 reed that 🤔

“It’s the almost toddler-like obsession with seeking to attract the attention of others at any cost.”

None of this is the kid’s fault. His parents have a lot to answer for, as they knowingly created this situation for their children, but this kid didn’t have any say in the matter. Even many xenophobic Republican officials understand this and support a path to citizenship Dreamers.

Yet another reason not to use Twitter. If you’re going to volunteer to be a twit, at least get some fresh air:

 Finally, a car with nice big rear windows and the passengers back there can’t even appreciate it!

Those cases were so brittle, though! They cracked if you even looked at them too hard.

And the rest are Uptown Girl, which I still think should have landed Joel in the Hague for crimes against humanity.

Curse you, Fahey, I had forgotten that a slice of cheese on apple pie was a thing that can be done. To the bakery!

The dab: one of many evils Dracula unleashed upon the world.

Counterpoint: those G. I. Joe Street Fighter figures were fine. Except for Chun Li, who was mostly unposable because the mechanics for her spring-loaded kick took so much room. It was hard to find the classic 3.75" figures then, and the SF ones were plentiful and discounted.