Wow, there’s a lot of venomous replies to you along the lines of “my friends who don’t care about Star Wars, have terrible eyesight, and spent the whole movie texting didn’t even KNOW it was CG! Therefore NO ONE could possibly tell!”

They should have just recast Tarkin. It would have been easier to accept a different actor than the uncanny valley eyesore we got.

So they’re FINALLY starting to add some of the content they promised at launch, and we’re supposed to be grateful they’re not trying to charge for it?

I enjoyed Fallout 4, haven’t picked up any of the DLC yet. Will the GOTY edition work with my save files, or are they expecting us to start over?

I enjoyed Fallout 4, haven’t picked up any of the DLC yet. Will the GOTY edition work with my save files, or are…

Because the Internet thinks in Simpsons quotes, just like I do...

Ha, that’s great! Make sure to integrate the Spam story when you sell the movie rights—a little humor to balance the touching Jeep story.

I just wish leather was always a separate option. Usually it’s bundled... want the higher trim level with the bigger engine? You’re forced to take leather seats with it.

I miss LAN parties. Back in those days if someone was screen-peeking you could just hit them with a cushion. Instant justice.

I think the plan is to make the tray out of Pieintheskynium, so all vehicles will fit without a problem, I’m sure.

And gee, I don’t know... maybe they’d protect the border AT the border kinda maybe? Like where all those cars are crossing from one side of the border to the other... what would we call that? They could have all those cars stop there as they cross... why don’t they try that?

Just because you can eat it doesn’t mean its food. Taco Bell is a nontoxic food-like substance, like Play Doh. It won’t kill you if you eat it, but it’s still not a good idea.

Sure, you laugh at an axe in the roof now, but just you wait. One day you’ll be up at the lake in your doorless murderwagon and run into some horny teenagers that need killing, but when you reach up for old trusty it won’t be there.

I always thought the Element seemed like an efficient, flexible design, but wasn’t the only engine option a 4cyl at like 155hp? That’s weedy in my Civic, and the Element is bigger and expected to haul more.

When my daily driver started breaking down, I’m financially stable enough that I could have taken on a new car payment.

Ha, that’s hilarious! I didn’t realise you were doing satire. I thought you really were one of those deranged “cold dead hands” gun-fondlers, now I see you were just lampooning how detached from reality they are. Well done!

I’d better get a gun like all the other crazies, then!

Found the Floridian!

The NRA thinks this crime could have been avoided if only the truck had been armed. Only a good truck with a gun, etc., etc.

Yeah, even trying to think like a mouthbreathing gun-nut fuckknuckle, that just isn’t making sense to me. How is flattening the tires and shooting the engine going to help get these trucks to move?

Or prevent people on the other side of a divided highway from slowing down to rubberneck at an accident.