The Cutlasses and Delta 88s were solid transportation. Not much fun factor, but quiet, comfortable and fairly reliable.

Look Dude, I can see you’re really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.

I’m a vindictive enough person that I carry a couple of those travel- sized Vaseline lip balm tubes in my glove box. If somebody parks like that next to me, a tube goes on their windshield. No permanent damage, but a nuisance to clean up, and if they try the wipers it just smears.

I’d say they look more like minivans in denial. Like the automotive equivalent of a middle-aged guy with a bad toupee trying to pass for 20 years younger than he very obviously is.

Yes, you forgot that after all those complaints, there would be a flurry of people from NYC rhapsodizing about how its the greatest place on earth and how could anyone stand to not live there with the garbage and urine and crumbling infrastructure.

That’s why the bear was so pissed off.

As the bear charged, it was reportedly yelling at the driver to “stop filming me in portrait mode!”

That’s the way I keep them straight. First distinct letter.

I always thought the Soup Nazi from Seinfeld got a bad rap. I would love to go to a restaurant where the food was good and the line moved along in an orderly fashion.

Tarantino THINKS he is a master of dialog, but the seemingly 27 hours of uninteresting yammering at the start of Death Proof beg to differ.

My only problem with Hobo With a Shotgun is believing that Rutger Hauer needs a shotgun to be a badass. The man can kill just with an icy glare.

The car chase at the end was fine. All endless, endless yammering before that was unbearable. Tarantino thinks his dialog is scintillating, but he’s wrong.

She’s like the regular Bayonetta, but venomous! And a marsupial.

Men worried about how macho they are, when coming into a little money, want a sporty car. It’s a polite way of saying this is a good midlife crisis car.

Walking up to an empty coffee station infuriates me. But it does not warrant assault.

My Wii U is still connected. It doesn’t get much play because of a limited library, but it was a perfectly fine console that was managed abysmally.

So if someone at work takes the last of the coffee without starting another pot brewing, you think its OK if I beat them severely with the carafe? I mean, their fate was entirely their own making, right?

Why would cops care uf they’re filmed? They can just summarily execute anybody they want and face no consequences, so they certainly won’t get in trouble for a little unnecessary group beatdown.

Including SegaCD is stretching the SNES vs Genesis comparison a bit, but OK. There were some good games on SegaCD as well.

Funny you mention Eternal Champions for SegaCD. It was while playing that POS that I got frustrated enough that I squeezed my 6-button pad and it crumbled to pieces in my hands. I wish I could say I am that mighty, but it was just the terrible build quality.