Yeah, people have jot to jet over it. It’s JIF, short for jraphics. The jijabytes of archived discussions supportinj this joinj all the way back to the days of dial-up access to newsjroups.

Does he also say Jraphics? Because that would be wrong, too.

No, I was specifically clarifying that it is not explicitly legal. There is no law saying that it is OK. There is also no law expressly prohibiting it— though there are other traffic laws that splitting technically breaks, which is why most states officially discourage it.

I’m picturing a new TV show like The Incredible Hulk or The Fugitive where David Tracy wanders into a town, finds a Jeep in distress, and saves it. Then he quietly fades out of town to lonely walking-away music before anyone can thank him.

Do you think Australians are aliens? That they don’t expect a pilot to be calm and able to handle problens without freaking out?

If I’m on a plane where there is some obvious mechanical issue, I’m holding on tight hoping the pilot is on top of it. If he tells the passengers to pray, I know he isn’t and will begin panicking. He was COMPLETELY unprofessional to do that.

Most religions’ take on god is that he is very petty, needy, and insecure. He needs constant validation or he starts getting smitey.

Come on, now. God is the OG prankster. Like when he told Abraham to sacrifice his son — so hard to keep a straight face. And Abraham was totally going to do it!

He sure does, and I’m relieved. I could never stand him, but had no good reason until now, just petty things like his annoying voice. Now I’ve got a reason to back my dislike!

You mean its not explicitly illegal and the Highway Patrol has said they won’t challenge safe and considerate lane-splitting.

Thanks! I thought it was clever, but you’re the first person to notice.

Many people have a weird prejudice against Pits and use the term “dangerous” as a dog-whistle (forgive the pun) term for them. It seemed like that’s what you were going for, but I guess you just meant that one of the officers was bitten.

Pitbulls were nicknamed the Nanny Dog, because they’re so good with people, including kids.

One unarmed teenager was able to subdue the dog. Maybe he should have been given the badge, since he’s not a violent, incompetent idiot?

The dog didn’t respect their authority! That pisses of the bullies in blue and just makes them double-down on aggressive escalation of the situation.

Police forces like to hire insanely cowardly people that are terrified when they see a black person or, apparently, a dog. So naturally they just start blasting away and get in no trouble, because they “feared for their lives.”

No. Then we get President Pence, which would be no improvement. Also, Trump would be made into a martyr. If you thought conservatives obsessed over Benghazi, just wait until they have an assassination to harp on.

So he basically thought he was a cop? He went straight from zero to executing the closest black person like a cop. If he did have a badge he would receive no punishment. He must be suffering from delusions of cophood.

Seriously. Disturb him while he’s sleeping and he will straight-up commit genocide. He will devour your people.

They did not “have to” kill her.