“TL;DR: Getting old sucks. I don’t recommend it.”

If you take joy in homophobia, knuckling under to oligarchs, and propaganda in place of news, you could do fine there.

So when religious people come to my house uninvited and tell me I’m going to hell because I don’t believe exactly what they believe, I can have them imprisoned for years?

 Nintendo’s unofficial corporate motto is “Nintendo: we’ll tell you how to have fun.”

I feel bad responding to such a minor detail in an important article, but is collecting everything in Fallout games really considered odd behaviour?

“Reporting things that actually happen instead of just mindlessly parroting Uber’s marketing is biased and makes my butt hurt! “ - Uber fans

This list is good, but needs more Uniracers!

“According to witnesses, the driver was going at a high rate of speed before losing it.”

They could have meant that he was in motion with very high insurance rates. In fact, I’m almost certain that’s true, regardless of what speed he was going.

Standard vehicle size in 2030. You’ll need something bigger if you have kids, though.

Yeah, just about anything that runs and drives can go for a couple grand, but eleventy-five hundred for this? There’s a lot better cars to throw your money at for that price.

I just started playing Fallout 4 and was unprepared for how compelling I find the settlement building. Finally, a world where I can impose some order!

You need that for your kids? Oh, just one? She must be a big one! They always give the best hugs.

I think it’s like doing a Gilbert Gottfried impression: you may be making that noise on purpose, it may be a really accurate impression, but I still don’t want my ears assaulted with it.

That’s stereotyping! Not all mentally unbalanced machines are evil; some of us are just cray.

I was always interested in these, but didn’t they only have a NA 4cyl that made like 165 HP? That was a little weedy in my Civic, and the Element is a bigger vehicle.

I had the same experience with the SL1... it was a miserable car to start with, a lot of things broke on it, but nothing that stopped it from running. By the end I was hoping it would die.

How can we “get it” if you won’t make any sense? Please make a clear point.

I’m just trying to figure out your point. You’re yelling a lot, but not actually saying anything. If neither of those guesses was right, can you please tell me coherently what your point is?

OK, I still can’t figure you out, but I think I’m getting closer. I think you’re either saying that bigotry has always existed so we should just be OK with it, or that you voted for Trump, but don’t consider yourself to be a bigot. Is it one of those?