Signs your friend might be pregnant:

Now I’m glad my parents are old and reclusive enough that their wilder years occurred well before the Internet and they never really engaged on social media.

Even better: the census is only taken every 10 years. Ugh, right?

I get that, which is why the customer service rep’s analogy of a physical home upgrade is even more ridiculous because modern software can be remotely disabled on a whim as SaaS becomes the norm.

Glad I scrolled down a bit farther to find that someone else remembered Tesla remotely deleting Autopilot from someone else’s car.

lol

As long as there’s Leon with his perfect hair and pecs, I’m in.

Another helpful aspect of higher education is that you’re often wrong and, when you are, there are people letting you know it.

question everything, don’t believe something just because you “heard it”, learn it for yourself, become knowledgeable in something before speaking about it.

My husband got a 2019 Camry as a rental while his FR-S was in the shop because we figured it was a good time to see how crowded our garage would feel with a bigger car in there. My in-laws were like “Why didn’t you get something bigger, like a RAV4?” The Camry is 10 inches longer and the same width as a RAV4.

A life of over-boiled vegetables is not a life worth living.

“We have found soup to be easy to digest in the evenings, which is why a lighter meal such as soup, salads or veggie-prominent dinners are encouraged while on the program.”

Once he starts transporting tall, potted plants or vertical aquariums with fish in them, then he’ll be so happy with all that height!

It never ceases to amaze me how many people think RAV4s/CR-Vs are “big cars.” Sorry, but no. Aside from being taller and a 2-3 inches wider, you have the same footprint as a Corolla/Civic. You know, a “small car.”

They probably listen to Pumped Up Kicks by Foster the People and think it’s a catchy, upbeat song about a high school track team.

It’s less about the game-watching and more about the camaraderie and hang-out atmosphere. Being a shy kid, some of the most fun I had was going over to a friend’s place and chatting while watching them play games. Having a game running gave us a subject to always come back to in case the conversation stalled on other…

That’s fair. I understand that more experienced waiters at nicer restaurants might prefer me not to mess up their mental calculus when clearing a table. In this case, it was at a buffet where the waiter/busboy was grabbing items and dumping them into a tub on a cart, so it didn’t seem that complicated.

This reminds me of a time when I was out to eat with a distant family member. When the waiter came by to pick up our plates, I stacked mine and handed it to them along with the silverware so they wouldn’t have to lean over to grab everything. After the waiter left, said family member chided me, “You shouldn’t do that.…

There is some evidence that excessive finger-sucking past infancy can lead to detrimental changes in dental occlusion, but yeah, I don’t think many people are applying enough force for long enough to profoundly change their face shapes.

Should bring it up with BTS for the missed opportunity since “Blood Sweat & Tears” is the name of one of their songs.