Oh so many to choose from

Good for them. I live in the fine mitten-state and have always had a turkey to eat, but I’m appreciative of the act.

How has the GOP not scooped this guy up yet?

The last house I rented had a lot of centipedes, and I hate centipedes. Spiders are fine, I’ll put them outside, but centipedes are the devil’s bug and they must die.

Does anyone else get Big Boo from OITNB from Ellen Bryant Voigt, a Vermont-based poet?

I LOVE this bad boy that I got in my Ipsy bag last month, it has made all of my other liners obsolete:

I love this series, keep ‘em coming!

I was hoping this story would make it to Jezebel in some way or another.

I want a backyard bearcam on 24/7 from now on that includes Sophie (the little girl’s) commentary.

But when? WHEN????

What is a Chinese style toilet?

I too love this column, although it fuels my beauty product obsession. I subscribe to Birchbox, Ipsy and Amor Naturals and I’ll never have to buy toiletries again...I was thinking about getting the Popsugar, but I’m glad I held off since it’s so expensive and hasn’t been that great in the last few months.

I recently put on a legal clinic for homeless teenagers - for whom this is obviously extremely relevant. Many had come from foster care where they had been sexually abused. The biggest shock to me was that all of those who had been abused had reported those crimes to the police, with the support of family, yet it was…

I’ve narrowed this down to Partridge Creek since Carson’s doesn’t appear to be in any other metro-Detroit malls. At first I assumed Somerset, but they would blow themselves up before allowing a Carson’s to denigrate their clientele.

God, that sounds like something my mother would do. Narcissistic personality disorder? I’m sorry she tried to ruin your wedding. At least you were able to do something awesome on your terms.

I’ve gotten my cats two of those fancy scratchers and they love them and nap on them just like the adorable tuxedo cat in the picture! Also, you can often get them on groupon goods for a much lower price (I have never paid more than $25 for one).

YES!!!!

I heard you singing about your night cheese, Lemon.

Ever since the Places of Worship Grim Yelp Review (which all could’ve inspired the Yellow King), these have made me kind of depressed. I’m back on the GYR express though, because anyone who intentionally goes to a club and expects to have a good time should know better. Also, $9 drinks at a club in NYC should not be…

What is the diet that you’ve been able to stick with?