I don't know that I ever got past the stupid technodrome

Hey, I paid good money for this JD, I should be able to go by "Doctor" if I damn well want to. I mean, who uses "Esquire" nowadays, anyway?

The white space represents the lack of top tier talent

not like a Cleveland handshake deal ever went south, before, either... (*cough* Boozer *cough*)

I, for one, think this would be fucking awesome.

Counterpoint:

I think someone needs to school Rich Eisen on FCC regulations (or lack thereof), especially in re: indecency/obscenity on CABLE TV.

these are the best

So you're saying you forgot because you had one too many facts in your head, like Kelly did on that game show? reminder:

I think we can all agree that what the eagles should have done (once it was clear he broke contain) was to let Sproles take that KR to the house, rather than that stupid horse-collar tackle that Cary Williams did that put the 'aints into eagles territory, what with the 15 yard penalty. BONUS: Sproles would totally…

Allen Robinson's ridic catch against Michigan

so, Al Gore is a basketball coach? #amirite

I thought it was Jesus "H" Fucking Christ?

wait, so THIS is why you no longer contribute to ZWR posts?!?! Soccer!?!?! (don't get me wrong, I love the beautiful game, I'm just sayin')

But what about smell? My piss constantly smells like coffee around midday.

or if your kids are little like mine, you just stay up until 2AM every night playing GTA. so. worth. it.

anybody else notice he has trouble palming the ball, pre-dunk?

he's probably just butt-Hertl

A few tweaks, with the idea of no 2-way players: Human Torch at SE, Colossus at LG, Captain A at LB, Black Panther CB (since flash is at HB), Beast at RDE , He-Man at LDE, Wolverine at OLB, and Mr. Fantastic at S (since Superman is QB)