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Getting closer to my dream rig, the Dodge Deora:

Pushing the frontiers of knowledge just a little bit further, Subaru spelled backwards is

Sounds like a really really loud slot car.

THIS is what the Tesla cybertruck should look like!

Those superstitious fools! Do they not know that the only true psychokinetic way to change a red light to a green is to pucker up and gently blow a stream of air from your lips toward the offending light????

This thing won’t be played out unless we all go to a local dealer, demand a test drive, and when they ask if we want to make an offer, declare that we cannot buy the car because it is 2 cupholders shy of an active lifestyle.

AWD Dodge Deora, nothing less

Old joke:

whaaat, no Lipoma 500 !?!

Back in the day, my wife asked me why some cars had neon eyeliner. I told her those were DRLs (Daytime Running Lights). 

If it is sabotage, it might be less about Spacex and more about Facebook.