I thought the same, but then I went to the listing. the seller updated that it is for a dirty MAF so they are cleaning the MAF and intake throttles and the airbag light was on because of the battery. Pretty minor.

Who keeps coming up with these great ideas?

Yeah, you wouldn’t want to feature a topic that been covered too much otherwise....

A. Yes, as a woman, I would take my chances on the bear. For all the reasons you’ve already seen. Bears seldom try to convince you they are not bears, for a start. You see a bear, you know what you are getting. You see a “nice” guy, that is a dice roll. 

When I read the headline I was hoping the bear dragged the man to safety. 

I was gonna comment then I saw it the funny guy Brad so... nothing to say

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose newspaper told him to suck it
They did not approve
And told him to move
From public beach where he had stuck it

Youabian Puma vibes

There once was a man from Nantucket

“but would you also say that for everyone that climbs into a passenger jet?”

Makes sense. Every time I went to a metro Atlanta gas station very late at night, it was like a party. Drinks flowing, music blasting. Beautiful people everywhere. Folks staring awkwardly at me like “did somebody lose their accountant? who let this dork in here?”

Get some therapy. 

WTF are you talking about. They have had dangerous closing mechanisms in cars for as long as cars have been around. How about you don’t stick your fingers in a closing trunk, hood or door. I learned that lesson a long time ago, in the door of a 75 Monte Carlo.

This is hilarious and just SO Atlanta, I love it. 

This is NOT going to end well.

They also sell 2 other types of chain locks for cheaper. You’re telling me there isn’t 1 cheap protestor in the group? 

WTF is this article doing on Jalop? Bad editorial choice.

Every door was secured by the exact type of chains? That is a little suspicious.

I was all in until I saw it was a Quartz watch. Lame.