“tormy!”

I’ll see your fuckin’ Swearinger and raise you a fuckin’ Swearengen

In a three-way standoff Wenger will always find a way to finish fourth.

I don’t think Boston is the big problem. I think Sports Radio in general is the culprit. The entire industry is modeled on artificial conflict and outrage to get listeners. It’s always going to be odious at its core, no matter what city it originates from.

Detroit would like a word with you

So you’re making an overture for him to clarify that?

“That’s a lot of goals, but I had a WAR of 1812.”
-American handball genius James Madison

A Dobias claim, at best.

I’ll buy that he might be 6'3", but there’s no way he’s under 270. I’m 4 inches shorter and supposedly 30 lbs heavier, and I don’t look as blown out and flabby as the president, and I’m flabby as fuck! You put that fucker on a scale on national TV and maybe I’ll believe it.

No way he’s under 275. He’s probably 6' 1", three bills.

239lbs?

I thought that was the inauguration crowd. My mistake.

That Apple iPad girl? She’s lying. She knows what a computer is. Don’t play dumb with me, little girl. Typing away on an iPad in a Brooklyn backyard is sucky and you know it. Get a real laptop.

I am with you on gerrymandering sucks.....but what does it have to do with a statewide race?

I’m willing to bet that she weighs the same as a duck

The Atlanta Braves were penalized 4 draft picks for just reading this article.

Pop quiz, hotshot. There’s a photo bomb on a bus. What do you do?

The SiR? Are the going to give it a monocle?

Incoming shameless plug for Tom’s auto consulting service (and my wagon I suppose)...Tom helped me purchase the above referenced E63 a little over a month ago. Initially, I attempted to do a bunch of the legwork on my own with little to show for it. In comes Tom and not only did he find me nearly the exact wagon I was…

As an American it’s just weird to see a headline about Jets catching anything.