Olivia was rarin’ to go as a third string wideout, but she had a sore hammy :/

Patriots, Day 2: Ring The Belichick.

He also is a renowned enemy of the media!

Why are Fancy Dogs being denied the right to vote?

The fucking Expos can’t come back soon enough. All this “Canada’s team” bullshit is nauseating.

Sadly, this has been a Republican tactic for some time. Remember this absolute gem:

in Soviet Russia, 110 Kopech get you vodka shot

Yeah, toothpaste is also bad because it fucks with your natural tongue/tooth film that is there to protect your mouth.

Gives new meaning to the throw away “oh just toss that anywhere” when they’re moving in

Thank you. He’s good, but I’m getting a little tired of everyone getting in like to gargle his balls.

The True Wheel - Eno

And sometimes with one another.

I wonder why Jon Chait didn’t get that same sense of welcoming from his women friends.

Good thing the Vikings fans have a bye week to rest up for the big game next week!

Someone notify Nick Bentner’s agent that a top Premier League team needs the greatest striker who ever lived.

Christopher Steele is his porn name right? 

I still can’t wrap my head around Ben McAdoo being 39, because he looks like fucking garbage.