For bonus points: the idiot politician was manipulated by his significantly younger wife, who was a foreign agent!

Mike Ilitch may be many terrible things, but he did pay Rosa Parks’ rent for the last 11 years of her life so she could live in a safer part of town after she was robbed outside her Detroit apartment.

“it’s terrible quality, but it’s excellent quantity”

The part of Natasha Lyonne was played by Johnny Depp.

I assumed based on the “Pizza Ranch” name that you were supposed to cover up the flavor of their ‘pizza’ with a flood of ranch dressing.

How would twenty grand be a damn good start to dealing with wealth inequality gap?

US Military pays for reparations, CEOs pay for healthcare reform.

Nah, fuck the CEOs. I was going to make a “why not both” crack because $40,000 is better than $20,000, but the US military budget is almost $700B, and while that’s massively out of proportion to what we need, it should be terrifying that ten people are “worth” more than the entire goddamn military. Now I’m just angry.

Tulsi is weird because she’s probably the most anti-imperialist of the Dem candidates, but a lot of it is for weird, not necessarily good reasons. 

So a ticket that can’t decide if it wants to empower marginalized communities or incarcerate them?

The CNN town hall, the View, the Breakfast Club, TYT don't count? 

Totally agree. A recent poll showed Beto tied with Cornyn. If he had entered the Senate race and started the mobilization efforts *NOW*, he would win easily.

I call him every night and just hangs up on me. So rude.

And?

*not available at the mythical $40k price point

Prepare for the onslaught of Elon decsiples explaining how Fully Self Driving doesn’t really suggest a car can drive itself..But it will at some unknown future date after other unknown future OTA updates and then it will actually mean it can drive itself.

“Full self-driving capability” is a $5,000 option

I don’t know why, but asterisks always make me cringe.

Or maybe now you finally have a fuller understanding of what it’s like to live with clinical depression. Even if you eat a healthy diet, exercise, get enough sleep, see your doctor, take medication (if necessary) and go to therapy, you still suffer crushing episodes of depression.

I’m pretty sure it would have been the Exchequer’s Folly. The Exchequer is basically the British govt term for the treasurer.