PSST, Eton is more like a US high school than a uni (and I own an American passport). It's similar to a school like Phillips Exeter or Andover.

I think a lot of people were taught that but it's not true.

Because, because, because, because, BECAUUUUUSE... Because of the wonderful things it does.

Yes, this is very unrealistic.

By: Mark Shrayber

I'll just say that I'm not sure this was ever true. It's possible that white people exoticized big butts. It's possible that they thought that big butts were a sign of low intellect or savage nature or something. But I'm pretty sure people have always liked big butts. See, e.g, the Hottentot Venus, aka Sara Baartman,…

Wait, you really think the house is called Grantham Manor? The name is literally in the title: Downton Abbey.

What's disappointing is that I really REALLY like and respect Pharrell. But that shit was a straight up copy. I heard an NPR interview with him the other day and while I am smitten with him he got some major side eye when talking about the song.

“She was on the pill, but we don’t believe in abortions. That’s murder,” Campbell said as he clutched his fiancée outside a gas station in Bangor, Pa. “Maybe God just doesn’t want the white race to die.”

This guy is like the poster child for MRA.

Yeah, a couple examples of the "Master Race". We mud-people and unternmenschen sure are missing out on some prime genetic material. Ah well, back to using the blacks as muscle in our war against pure Aryan something or other.

He named his children after two people who were fucking each other?

As the Pennsylvania Nazi political analysts say, the state is Pittsburgh, Philadelphia and Poland in between.

I think maybe the word he's looking for is "relish".

This game sounds boring and is no Dream Phone, a game I loved to play with or without other people.

Absolutely. My grandmother told me about a young singer who performed at my grandfather's company picnic. She said he could sing good for a white man, but she thought he was nothing special. A few years later, she sees that white boy on television, though now his hair was black and he was singing a different style of…

To be fair, Joan Rivers is also the first to mention Joan Rivers' shitty plastic surgery in any possible context.

Beiber needed more time to pursue his true calling, banging South American prostitutes while shouting "Who looks like a lesbian now!" and furiously sobbing.

Seriously, how do women even manage to survive a pregnancy? Between no fish, no nuts, no caffeine, no booze, I would probably just starve to death or find life not worth living.

My favorite feature of the Gingerbread Estate is how all of the gingerbread women hold their purses tightly if you add a chocolate cookie to the set