1. It worked with Nixon

Ok but you keep bringing up race unprompted, so you understand that we'd have to be stupid to believe that your libertarianism isn't just a mask for outright Fascism just like it was in Austria, and Chile, and Taiwan, and Nicaragua, and Iran, and South Africa...

Ten thousand years? Seriously? What the fuck do you even think Capitalism is, that it can exist before the invention of money?

Which is it, an ad hominem, or a strawman? Your use of those phrases in conjunction makes me think you don't know what either one means.

No, he wouldn’t. As a senator, he’d have a vote on the question of conviction and removal from office, not on Impeachment. Something that, by the way, no Senate in history has ever done. As an Independent, He also has no formal means to whip votes in the House- when it comes to Impeachment, he’s just another talking…

You’re basically Florida tho, just more arid (which, I admit, is a huge step up)

That definitely tracks

Can the homophobic Putin jokes fucking die already

Leadership has shown is that they do not respond to positive reinforcement. If you want Trump reigned in, keep leaning on Pelosi.

This is the logical conclusion of everything that's happened since Bush v. Gore. They absolutely saw the disaster of the Imperial Executive coming, they were just sure that when the time came, it would be their idiot toddler with his finger on the button. Democrats are as responsible as Republicans for this aspect of…

Yes. He’s the highest ranking member of Congress. What the fuck are you talking about

His dad also beat the SHIT out of him. According to some accounts, well into adulthood. This doesn’t seem to have been the case with Eric, and certainly not Barron. So there's that aspect.

Lol did you actually just claim that Guaido was elected president? He didn’t even run! Would you support Mitch McConnell if he unilaterally declared himself president?

A traffic accident? That's your causus belli? Like no protester in America has ever had to deal with a cop car?

What reason? No, really. What? All 50 States allow the insane the vote, what's the actual point of not letting prisoners vote, other than packing congressional districts with black people who will never have the franchise there?

It worked for 30 Rock

J.P. Morgan repossessed and resold hundreds and hundreds of slaves put up as collateral. Aetna sold slaveowners thousands of insurance policies on their human property. Wachovia started up exclusively as a lender to slaveowners and traders. The list goes on. The capital they made from these acts of human trafficking…

Jesus Christ

Unless the investment was in crimes, like human trafficking, which is what we’re talking about.

They’d already been playing hide and seek for, what, half an hour? Some people make the adults in their kids’ lives Honorary Uncles pretty casually, whether for their benefit or the kid’s. My parents definitely called some people that who seemed legitimately thrilled to have earned the title and who I barely knew, or…